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06-22-2004, 12:54 PM
An “homage” to Rabbie Burns by Laurie Yatt.
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Wee sleekit steamin lump o’ turd,
Ye made me scream oot loud….my word!
Wi’ crusty sides, ye tore ma piles,
As oot ye slid, for seeming miles.
Ah pushed and strained wi’ all ma might,
Tae gie ye life, ma bonnie shite.
Yer body seemed tae come and come,
O fairest fruit o’ ma ain bum.
Aye, oot ye crept, it took ye ages,
Just inch by inch, in foot long stages.
Ah held ma breath, as doon ye drapped,
Until….Relief! Ah could’ve clapped.
Yer birth, it’s true, wis awfy sair,
Ah could’nae take it any mair.
But noo ye’re born, ye’re on yer ain,
Ah willnae see ye, e’er again.
So fond farewell tae jobby mine,
Ah’m sure ye’ll get along just fine.
It’s time tae part, forget the pain,
So get tae fuck noo, doon that drain.
Wi’ one great flush, ye’re gone, och well,
Yer reek still lingers, whit a smell!
Aye, gone ye are, but no’ forgotten,
Ah must hae eaten sumthin rotten.[/quote:2fa60]
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06-22-2004, 06:16 PM
does anyone else understand that other than people from britain?
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06-22-2004, 06:18 PM
I dont listen to hip hop
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06-22-2004, 06:20 PM
eek: its not hip-hop or any kind of music, its poetry in a scottish accent & slang
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06-22-2004, 06:22 PM
Aye, i understood most of it.
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06-22-2004, 09:45 PM
As an Irvine Welsh fan, that thair beautiful wee poem disnae give us any fecken botha whatsayeva, ken? beer:
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06-22-2004, 10:09 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":91e1f]does anyone else understand that other than people from britain?[/quote:91e1f]
Probably not rock:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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06-22-2004, 10:10 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":b1d23]As an Irvine Welsh fan, that thair beautiful wee poem disnae give us any fecken botha whatsayeva, ken? beer:[/quote:b1d23]Trainspotting rock:
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06-22-2004, 10:18 PM
reminds me of that scotish land keeper fucker from Wuthering Heights....
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