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Default Collin Farrell says eat your heart out John Holmes - 06-24-2004, 10:31 AM

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"Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle."




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Default 06-24-2004, 10:34 AM

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Default 06-24-2004, 10:40 AM

On the same page:

"Liv Tyler Pregnant"

Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

Nice work, Colin. All us irish descendents have huge wangs. biggrin:


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Default 06-24-2004, 10:43 AM

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On the same page:

"Liv Tyler Pregnant"

Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

Nice work, Colin. All us irish descendents have huge wangs. biggrin:
excuse me maam do you have any Irish in you?


want some?


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Default 06-24-2004, 10:43 AM

i guess im irish cool:
  
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Default 06-24-2004, 10:44 AM

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i guess im irish cool:
I wish I was Irish and Black...I would own all of your white women


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Default 06-24-2004, 10:47 AM

i was actually coling farells nude double i nthat movie. becasue his pen0r was to small so they used my monster c0k
  
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Default 06-24-2004, 10:58 AM

Did you have to grow the unibrow too, maple...to be truly convincing?


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Default 06-24-2004, 11:03 AM

I'm half Irish.


I guess that explains while half of my cock is huge while the other is tiny and shrivled.


  
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Default 06-24-2004, 11:09 AM

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Default 06-24-2004, 11:11 AM

See Gerard, now you know why I always ask to see yours.


  
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Did you have to grow the unibrow too, maple...to be truly convincing?
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Default 06-24-2004, 12:38 PM

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See Gerard, now you know why I always ask to see yours.
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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See Gerard, now you know why I always ask to see yours.
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Default 06-24-2004, 01:09 PM

Colin farrell hung likea horse huh, probably the dick on his head thats of any real size.




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