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Default Foreshadowing the Election... - 07-08-2004, 05:00 PM

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The Dems fumble again.



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Default 07-08-2004, 05:01 PM

fuck political threads. I can't catch a football either, doesn't mean I can't be president.
  
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Things you have to believe to be a Republican Today

1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

4. "Standing Tall for America"; means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

10. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

13. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

14. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

15. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring Television and the Internet.
  
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Default 07-08-2004, 05:03 PM

plzdie:

Not another fucking political thread. you know it ends up being the same fucking arguement all over again, canada vs. U.S.A, liberals vs. conservatives, the subject matter means fucking nothing. someone with a heart kill this.


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Default 07-08-2004, 05:05 PM

im not gonna argue. only post 1 more thing then leave.



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Default 07-08-2004, 05:07 PM

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who needs to worry about politics when you're up to your eyeballs in nazi gold?
  
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Default 07-08-2004, 05:08 PM

All Non-Americans are not to post in future election threads. Thank you.
  
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