My first near death experience :rock

Proteus · **My first near death experience :rock -** 09-08-2004, 05:23 PM

I was driving home from dropping my fag sister off at some thing, and I was going through an intersection and some ups truck came inches from fucking drilling me. It was awesome.

What about you?

Unknown_Sniper · 09-08-2004, 05:26 PM

UPS and fedex suck ass like that. I was at an intersection on some back road and a fed ex truck came up he has right of way etc. but he has his right turn singal on. So I figure ok hes turning right. I start to go and he slams on his horn brakes everything. Apparently the fuck was going strait and had his blinker on anyways.
near death though. I nearly snapped my neck once or twice skiing.

Proteus · 09-08-2004, 05:27 PM

Yeah, my accident was too near death-ish, but my dad would have ruined my shit if I hurt his car.

Pyro · 09-08-2004, 05:27 PM

I know of one instance when it was dark and I was driving on north park dr and there was like cars parked all along the side of the road near the church (the church even existed was a chance at my death...religious people who can't find another fucking parking spot then the road) so the religious fuck was leaving was speeding out of the church and I had no time to stop and had to swerve to the leftest lane on the other side to miss them...if there were other cars on the road ont heother sid eI wouldof hit them or the call coming out.

Unknown_Sniper · 09-08-2004, 05:28 PM

how you been drinking pyro?

@/\/G3L · 09-08-2004, 05:29 PM

i almost got impaled by a flagpole. blew over in the wind a clippd my shoulder. rock: ummm threw a knife at a tree and it bounced off and the back of the blade hit my neck. jumped through a 16 foot wall of fire cause i felt like it. oOo:

Pyro · 09-08-2004, 05:29 PM

just getting my thoughts out quickly which messes up spelling accordingly.

Short Hand · 09-08-2004, 05:29 PM

I would be dead if it were not for what I was tought at young divers of Canada.

Such as scanning intersections

-I can recall 2 times that people have tried to take my right of way and slam right dab dead into me. I hit the brakes covered the horn honked at them and effectively saved my car & myself.

-Following people at a safe distance. There was a 3 car smash up in front of me. I followed at a safe distance and I was fine. They all had some serious damage to their cars.

-Yes i love speed, but i know when i can unleash and take some good speeds. a crowded highway is not the time. A dead straightaway at 2 am = i can give her a little.

Pyro · 09-08-2004, 05:32 PM

I also almost got shot and that happened last saturday.

Some dark skinned guy (tripper doens't like when I use any racial terms for black people even if they tried to kill you) came up to my friend Tims porch asking for change for a 50. Tim said sure and went inside. He just stood there while erica, mike and I talked...Tim came back outside and the dark skinned guy pulled out a gun and tim began fighting with him...they got out to the driveway hen he fired 6 shots (at this point we kenw for sure it wans't ana ctual gun) but at the range the airsoft bb gun was at it could of really injured tim or any of us at point blank range. tim fucked this bitch up after he knew the gun wans't real and the fucker ran off. Cops came cuz tims parents thought it was a real guna nd called them. Got our statements...everything was well and they enver found out about Tim's really business.

1080jibber · 09-08-2004, 05:32 PM

pic's of sister, please dance:

Swill · 09-08-2004, 05:34 PM

<~almost got gangbanged... oOo:

No but seriously I have almost a couple cars when they pulled in to the right lane..

Old Reliable · 09-08-2004, 05:45 PM

same shit happened to me, lol my driving could have killed me 10000 times

Swill · 09-08-2004, 05:55 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":350a2]same shit happened to me, lol my driving could have killed me 10000 times[/quote:350a2]

Ya know..When I`m driving I`m kinda nervous someone is going to pull a gun out in front of me aka_road rage lol cause this one guy came out of his car the other day and i thought he was coming after me in my car....i locked the doors but it was the guy..actually an older lady....Who beeped the horn...and the guy got pissed and got out but saw it was a lady and he went back..but i dont know if he got out to scare or if he was going to do something ...

Old Reliable · 09-08-2004, 06:02 PM

do you live in a big city? id just drive around the dumb fucker and honk while driving by

draken_sd · 09-08-2004, 06:05 PM

MOUNTAIN BIKING IN THE OUATCHITA MOUNTAINS:

So I was riding my mountain bike on the Womble Trail in the Ouatchita Mountains, and theres a part where you have to ride on the edge of a 200 foot drop off. I was so fucking sscared, because there was like 1 Million little gravel pebbles and that made for a very slippery ride. Not wanting to be a sissy I rode it like a man. But then I hit a a slightly bigger rock and my front tire slid to the right and I unclipped my left foot and stopped it. I was so scared after that i walked my bike back oOo: . It was so crazy, it was like nothing I've ever felt before. But that day I am thankful I did not meet my death to jagged rocks and an infested lagoon from a 200 foot drop. I still rode it but just a different section that was in the middle of the mountain. biggrin: