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Senior Member
Posts: 2,701
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: - XFire - apocalypse416
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09-25-2004, 11:19 PM
I love udetingo....
Udetingo: Hi
xXThe 1337Xx: hi
Udetingo: crashed server = fun?
xXThe 1337Xx: lol
xXThe 1337Xx: i love you
Udetingo: lol
xXThe 1337Xx: im naked
Udetingo: oh god
xXThe 1337Xx: are you baby?
Udetingo: OH GOD!
Udetingo: haha I was telling himmler: "I am going to get apoc to cyber with me"
xXThe 1337Xx: lets
xXThe 1337Xx: i love you long time
Udetingo: LOL
xXThe 1337Xx: are you naked?
Udetingo: no.. I am bored. and pissed off, I wanted to go to a concert tonight..
Udetingo: but couldn't
Udetingo: because I am gayishly afraid to go alone..
xXThe 1337Xx: oh baby
xXThe 1337Xx: im sooo sorry
Udetingo: hahahahahahahaha
Udetingo: do you talk to himmler at all?
xXThe 1337Xx: no
xXThe 1337Xx: but i wanna talk to you
Udetingo: lol
xXThe 1337Xx: tony says he loves you
xXThe 1337Xx: a lot
Udetingo: i think I might get banned on aa.com = \
xXThe 1337Xx: i think i love you
Udetingo: stop.. you are giving me gas
xXThe 1337Xx: oh my god
xXThe 1337Xx: i love you more
xXThe 1337Xx: are you blushing big boi
xXThe 1337Xx: im touching me penis
Udetingo: alright
xXThe 1337Xx: are you?
Udetingo: alright
xXThe 1337Xx: where do yu live
xXThe 1337Xx: wanna come over?
xXThe 1337Xx: ive got whipped cream and candle wax
Udetingo: butt plug?
xXThe 1337Xx: please
xXThe 1337Xx: dude
xXThe 1337Xx: i really love you
xXThe 1337Xx: will you go out with me?
Udetingo: I have already have 2 gfs on the internet, sorry guy
Udetingo: heh
Udetingo: fock
Udetingo: -have
Udetingo: :|
Udetingo: FOCK
xXThe 1337Xx: stfu, i want you, you want me, were a happy ass-fucking family
xXThe 1337Xx: please
xXThe 1337Xx: i give really good blow jobs, ask static, grim, headup, or prot
Udetingo: what do you think about gay marriage??? thats so fucking sick
Udetingo: I HATE GAY PEOPLE, REALL!!!
Udetingo: Y^
xXThe 1337Xx: i love you
xXThe 1337Xx: please fuck me
Udetingo: I need a brick
xXThe 1337Xx: i need a dick
Udetingo: alrighty
Udetingo: how old are you??
xXThe 1337Xx: doesnt matter
xXThe 1337Xx: i still love you
Udetingo: i know
Udetingo: how old are you?
xXThe 1337Xx: enuf to fuc kyou
Udetingo: ALrighty!
Udetingo: 14.. eh?
xXThe 1337Xx: please do me
xXThe 1337Xx: yes
Udetingo: 21 > 14
xXThe 1337Xx: r u gonna rape me
xXThe 1337Xx: you have my permission
Udetingo: then it wouldn't be rape
xXThe 1337Xx: it would be pelasurable sex
xXThe 1337Xx: which is what i want
Udetingo: LOL
xXThe 1337Xx: fuck me
xXThe 1337Xx: how big is ur penis?
Udetingo: I want to tie mice togethor and use them as anal beads
xXThe 1337Xx: OMG
xXThe 1337Xx: SO KINKY
xXThe 1337Xx: lets do it
xXThe 1337Xx: right now
xXThe 1337Xx: im bending over
xXThe 1337Xx: and im naked
Udetingo: ...boring..
xXThe 1337Xx: please fuck me
Udetingo: =-O
Udetingo: ojmh
xXThe 1337Xx: oh jizz my hands
Udetingo: lol
Udetingo: quick-witted, I guess.. lol
Udetingo: nice..
xXThe 1337Xx: you like that dont you
xXThe 1337Xx: will you please jsut come over naked?
xXThe 1337Xx: or you can come with ur clothes on, and ill take them off.....
xXThe 1337Xx: with my tongie
xXThe 1337Xx: tongue*
xXThe 1337Xx: or my penis if u like
xXThe 1337Xx: no
Udetingo: LOL
xXThe 1337Xx: i dont wanna talk baby
xXThe 1337Xx: lets just get rite down to the sex
xXThe 1337Xx: dude, i have a pulsating boner talking to you
xXThe 1337Xx: i think its gonna blow up
xXThe 1337Xx: please jerk me off
Udetingo: :'(
xXThe 1337Xx: i think 1 stroke will send my whole entire jizz factory in your mouth
xXThe 1337Xx: do you spit or swallow?
Udetingo: oh fuck dude.. my friend just got in a car accident brb
xXThe 1337Xx: i can revive him with my magical penis
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Major General
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09-25-2004, 11:22 PM
oOo:
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Colonel
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09-25-2004, 11:46 PM
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,993
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Location: New York
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09-25-2004, 11:50 PM
did his friend really get into a car accident?
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1st Lieutenant
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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09-26-2004, 01:14 AM
seriously... what the fuck?... i get the bait and trap idea, but you kinda took it to far, no?...
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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09-26-2004, 01:16 AM
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,785
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Cumming, IA
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09-26-2004, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
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Major
Posts: 6,938
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Behind You...
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09-26-2004, 01:53 AM
WTF. mice as anal beads...k no
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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09-26-2004, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Himmler
WTF. mice as anal beads...k no
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Major
Posts: 6,938
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Behind You...
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09-26-2004, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Himmler
WTF. mice as anal beads...k no
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i've seen that as a name for some guy in star wars galaxies..wtf does it mean |
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Command Sergeant Major
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: North Carolina
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09-26-2004, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
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2nd Lieutenant
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
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09-26-2004, 08:37 AM
lemmiwinks, i am the katana fish, the katanaaaaa fiiish
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: - XFire - apocalypse416
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09-26-2004, 08:54 AM
That south park episode fuckin rocked!
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: mASSachusetts
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09-26-2004, 12:01 PM
lmao apoc
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