Stuffed grandma - what's the world coming to?

Colonel · **Stuffed grandma - what's the world coming to? -** 10-29-2004, 06:08 PM

This family makes even the guys in here look normal. Check out this article (thanks to Doorgnr over in the 5th ESB forums for finding this jewel of Americana). And Rodney thought he didn't get any respect!

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issues/2 ... ature.html

Tripper · 10-29-2004, 06:12 PM

What the fuck

Colonel · 10-29-2004, 06:18 PM

"I was rushing around because school had just started and everyone was going in a different direction," she says. "You know how it is. Then I was all like, 'Where did I put Mother Dunlop? Oh, right, out back!' I probably shouldn't have sent Timmy back there to get her. But he was 12 and strapping for his age, and since all of Mother Dunlop's insides were removed during the Preserve A Life process, she's very light. I didn't think anything of it."

Unfortunately, there was nothing to prepare Tim for what awaited him under that covering. Seems Gloria had forgotten about the fact that the family's backyard is turned into a lake during irrigation, and the skin from one of Granny's feet had rotted away from the moisture. The other foot -- in fact, half the leg -- was gone. And just as Tim began to yell, Gloria saw the family's dog, Sparky, dragging something across the back lawn. It was Mrs. Dunlop's chewed-off appendage.

Gloria quickly dialed Preserve A Life's emergency number, and its technicians retrieved the body that evening. It was back in the Braswell home before Robert got back from Los Angeles 48 hours later. Though Gloria decided it was best to tell her husband what had happened to his mother, she could have gotten away with silence. He would never have been the wiser. Esther Dunlop was as good as new."

HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!

Apocalypse | NoW · 10-29-2004, 08:07 PM

stupid:

harpua · 10-29-2004, 08:23 PM

dat shits gansta

Eight Ace · 10-30-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Colonel

" And just as Tim began to yell, Gloria saw the family's dog, Sparky, dragging something across the back lawn.
It was Mrs. Dunlop's chewed-off appendage."

Sparky! bring that....SPARKY!! *whistles* c'mon fella....ah you stupid fucking... SPARKY!!.... annoy:

Tripper · 10-30-2004, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by harpua

dat shits gansta

stfu

Arkan · 10-30-2004, 09:23 AM

hehe, weird but funny shit.

Hey, how's this for an idea. Having a wax replice of every girl you've ever slept with. Some guys could probably hide their stash under the bed while others would need a huge trophy room!

Eight Ace · 10-30-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan

hehe, weird but funny shit.

Hey, how's this for an idea. Having a wax replice of every girl you've ever slept with.
Some guys could probably hide their stash under the bed while others would need a huge trophy room!

yes, storage could become an issue, perhaps just a nice photo of the girl along with a wax
rendering of her undercarraige would do....imagine the hours of fun to be had as family and
friends try to figure out which smile & quim are a match!

Himmler · 10-31-2004, 03:19 AM