"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
The best was this one time, while flying down interstate 95 in D.C., there was this bum who was wearing an eye-patch and holding a sign begging for money. So, as i'm flying past, i pitch a quarter out the window into the middle of traffic. What do you know...that fucker scrambles into traffic to retrieve that quarter and makes it out unscathed!! Funniest thing i ever saw !!
The best was this one time, while flying down interstate 95 in D.C., there was this bum who was wearing an eye-patch and holding a sign begging for money. So, as i'm flying past, i pitch a quarter out the window into the middle of traffic. What do you know...that fucker scrambles into traffic to retrieve that quarter and makes it out unscathed!! Funniest thing i ever saw !!
... and I guess it's funny that money is worth so much these days. eek:
If I had the money, I would give a bum a burrito and a taco from Taco Bell, and 4 dollars. oOo: biggrin:
You'd rather him shit the only draws he has than have him run in traffic risking life and limb for a quarter ?? oOo:[/quote:2b966]
they just take a shit on the doorstep of people who denied them jobs.