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Default Somebody has broken my record.. - 01-23-2005, 07:22 PM
http://johnny.martin.swellserver.com/ne ... record.php

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Default 01-23-2005, 07:24 PM
Ouch that'd hurt.

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Default 01-23-2005, 07:27 PM
Damn you! you weren't meant to look at thaaaaaaaat! the_finger:

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Default 01-23-2005, 07:28 PM
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Default 01-23-2005, 07:30 PM
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If you're going to be in zee Los Angeles area und would like tickets to Hitler call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!
  
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Default 01-23-2005, 07:32 PM
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Default 01-23-2005, 07:33 PM
[quote="Kenny Banya":ecc82]http://mr.miyagi.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php[/quote:ecc82][img]http://www.fakeawish.com/news/images/worldrecord.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 01-23-2005, 07:36 PM
http://pyro.swellserver.com/news/top_st ... rested.php

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 01-23-2005, 07:40 PM
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Default 01-23-2005, 08:10 PM
[quote:c7334]When asked by the manager to leave the store, Pyro squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.[/quote:c7334]

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Default 01-23-2005, 08:22 PM
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If you're going to be in zee Los Angeles area und would like tickets to Hitler call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN![/quote:7f0fb]
lol i had sent that to a few of my friends like 2seconds ago!!! 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!
  
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Default 01-23-2005, 08:29 PM
gf1's poster child.
  
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Default 01-23-2005, 08:56 PM
I can achieve 2 orgasms per hour...that doesnt count how much sperm I get the 2nd try.

lol...FAKEaWish
  
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Default 01-23-2005, 08:58 PM
And If I ever robbed a store, im sure they would use my actual name.
  
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