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Default This Is What We Call The Horn-Slapper... - 02-22-2005, 10:53 AM

Since this forum is so dead.....

....long time, a kid I knew kept telling me to go to this web-site, but I didnt even dare as I went to the other site he told me to go to (http://www.majormellons.com) and I nearly puked. Well, I finally gathered up enough courage to check it out, and its not that bad. Whole bunch of masturbation tips, take a look:

http://www.jackinworld.com/
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 10:55 AM

[quote:c51be]How can I "shoot" more?
Here's something you actually can change. If you masturbate a couple of times a day, chances are you aren't going to ejaculate very much semen, or ejaculate very forcefully. But if you want a more impressive ejaculation, hold back and save it up for a few days or a week. Drink a lot of water during the 6-hour period before you masturbate, and then draw out your masturbation session for as long as possible, spending a lot of time being very aroused. When you do finally ejaculate, it will probably come out with a lot more force, and there will be much more of it than usual. Plus, it'll feel way better than the average orgasm. Try it!
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Don't spank it for a week, well that eliminates everyone from this forum. oOo:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 10:56 AM

http://www.cafepress.com/jackinworld

They actually have tshirts and shit for sale, who the fucks gonna buy something like that. eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 11:00 AM

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http://www.cafepress.com/jackinworld

They actually have tshirts and shit for sale, who the fucks gonna buy something like that. eek:
... loney:
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 11:05 AM

Man, what's with all the jerkin off threads lately? Jeezus, you'd think you guys just invented it yesterday or something. rolleyes:


http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387  247
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 11:08 AM

[quote:30a71]Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.[/quote:30a71]

Jesus christ, that must be messy.
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 11:14 AM

I hope your parents find this thread. Then they'll call Al Gore and have you band from internets usage.

plzdie:
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 11:27 AM

[gerv]I just bookmarked this site and bought 3 t-shirts[/gerv]


  
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Default 02-22-2005, 11:34 AM

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I hope your parents find this thread. Then they'll call Al Gore and have you band from internets usage.
Agreed, I'm sure Duffys parents would be apalled to know their perverted
offspring is constantly getting other males absolutely rock-hard via the internets.

..I can actually see my reflection in my purple helmet, thats how rigid
my member has become due to Duffy and his un-natural posts/threads... annoy:
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 11:35 AM

rofl...
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 12:06 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":f9128]
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I hope your parents find this thread. Then they'll call Al Gore and have you band from internets usage.
Agreed, I'm sure Duffys parents would be apalled to know their perverted
offspring is constantly getting other males absolutely rock-hard via the internets.

..I can actually see my reflection in my purple helmet, thats how rigid
my member has become due to Duffy and his un-natural posts/threads... annoy:[/quote:f9128]

[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/209509590841c8781507af6.gif[/img]

calmdown:

I used to have the ole "shiny-dong" problem too... sadly it was because I used to marinate my wang in chrome polish. I sure did learn my lesson.
  
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Man, what's with all the jerkin off threads lately? Jeezus, you'd think you guys just invented it yesterday or something. rolleyes:
Most of the kids around here are just coming across masturbation for the first time and realising what they can do with their penis when they play with it ("OMG IT SH00TS 0UT G003Y STUFF!!1)....That would explain the influx in threads...
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 02:06 PM

You shoot stuff when you masturbate?

...news to me ed:
  
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Default 02-22-2005, 02:38 PM

Wow, why are you viewing that website duff. eek:



  
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Default 02-22-2005, 02:42 PM

Jesus christ, theres no porn. I was just thinking we could all discuss how we handle our big flight-sticks, and maybe give a few pointers to eachother for safer and more fun masturbation. It's a manly subject, and Im sure we're all manly men, arent we?

I've been jacking off since I was 11 (14 Now..three years) and a lot of that stuff was nu to me. I always thought I would overload with sperm because I did it so often..guess not, thanks to jackingworld.com FAQ.
  
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