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				02-24-2005, 12:32 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Hmm you'd never think you'd use those two words in the same sentence before. 
http://gorillamask.net/Media/door.wmv 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 12:35 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWW!!  Did I just see a chick dry humping a DOOR?? 
 
Ah, the marvels of the Intarweeb. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 12:35 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		oOo: wtf 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 12:35 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		GOOD GOD that was hilarious/ creepy! 
 
the best is when she gets off and smells her hand!!  happy:  
 
 
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"hallo?" 
 
"oh hey, ya nothin much, just fucking my doornob...yeah , the normal thursday afternoon thing."   oOo: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 01:30 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Her husband is probably wondering how the door hinges keep getting bent.  
 
 
/me thinks she needs a cock on the side. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			 
            
                
            
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				02-24-2005, 01:38 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Why doesn't she just rub her clit with her hand... It would take a lot less effort and I assume it would feel better than a fucking door. oOo: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 01:38 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		that was sorta surreal... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 01:39 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		dear god.. annoy: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 01:44 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		
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				02-24-2005, 01:54 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		It's one of those "made for the interweb" videos... 300% real  rolleyes: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 01:55 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Real or not, I've still never seen anyone do it before.  biggrin: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 01:57 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Wow - Fucked up. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 02:05 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		must stay strong 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 02:09 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		wtf eek: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				02-24-2005, 02:41 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		weird fucking chick 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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