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Default having fun with the privileges of being 18 - 02-28-2005, 05:00 PM

Yesterday I turned 18 dance: . I went and bought some pellets for my friend's bb gun at Wal-mart.

Today, my friends and I (I'm the only one that turned 18 so far) went to a 7-11 type store called CHUBBY'S. We looked over at the porno section and bought "Sexy Babes OVER 40" magazine. The indian woman at the counter gave me the weirdest face...I wish I had a camera! So we're going to put random pictures of the magazine into people's books/backpacks/instrument cases/etc.
We're even going to just cut out the quotes that are next to some of the models. For example, next to one of the photographs was the quote, 'I just love it when a guy cums all over my tits. It makes me feel going knowing that I knew how to please him." happy:


Anyone of you guys have an experience like that? (buying porn for jokes and cashier giving you a weird look)


  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:01 PM

your only 18 oOo:

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Default 02-28-2005, 05:02 PM

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your only 18 oOo:
biggrin: yeah. She actually didn't even check for my I.D. (must be 18 in the US to buy pornography and tobacco). I should report her so she loses her job! (nah, that's an asshole move. We better keep her there so she could give my friends the benefit of the doubt.)privileges


  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:03 PM

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....no, nothing like that Cole. On my 18th birthday, my bro and his buddy took me out to a bar/club. We all hooked up with these three girls and ended up taking them back to a motel room. I got laid for my 18th birthday....not too shabby.

But, i always remembered feeling kinda funny whenever i bought condoms. The sales girl would be like "Have a nice day" and i'd reply: "Yeah, thats the plan"


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Default 02-28-2005, 05:04 PM

Probably gonna forget the porno mag tommorow and keep it for your own use...You probably have a excuse already to tell your friends "My dad found it dudes" beer:
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:04 PM

just buy em in the bathrooms oOo:
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:07 PM

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But, i always remembered feeling kinda funny whenever i bought condoms. The sales girl would be like "Have a nice day" and i'd reply: "Yeah, thats the plan"
ROFL

on my 17th birthday I went to a bar and I was on the guestlist, but i still managed to get kicked out cause i didn't take my id with me obviously.

18th birthday i got loaded at Coyotes night club, my friend went around telling all the good looking girls it was my birthday, i danced with them with a huge boner and then i passed out. and that was my 18th.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:19 PM

finally your legal freak:
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:29 PM

I cant believe im older than you. Go to a strip club or something.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:30 PM

When I turned 18, I found out that I had chest hair.
  
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[quote="Airborne Butters":0d63b]finally your legal freak:[/quote:0d63b] happy:



  
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:33 PM

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But, i always remembered feeling kinda funny whenever i bought condoms. The sales girl would be like "Have a nice day" and i'd reply: "Yeah, thats the plan"
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Default 02-28-2005, 05:35 PM

[quote="Bean 2":ef246]I cant believe im older than you. Go to a strip club or something.[/quote:ef246]there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers


  
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I cant believe im older than you. Go to a strip club or something.
there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers[/quote:4b543]stop by my place, more bang for ur buck happy:



  
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I cant believe im older than you. Go to a strip club or something.
there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers[/quote:80778]

yea i know what you mean. The first time i went to a strip club was last semester. I go to college in upstate New York. I dont know if anyone knows much about upstate New York, especially where i go to college, but the women look like they grew up to a nuclear power plant. It was the worst experience. Me and a friend payed 10 bucks for 40 year old women with saggy boobs. One lady looked like she just had a kid, you could see she had a C-section. But try going to one in a big city. They usually have good ones.
  
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