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Default Ever wonder why nice guys finish last? - 03-29-2005, 10:33 PM

Here are some funny yet pretty interesting articles found at PSU about the subject.

This is written by a guy talking about how the ass-holes get the girls.
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/20 ... umn-04.asp


this article was written by a girl talking about the "thrill of the chace".
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/20 ... umn-03.asp
My favorite quote from this article:

[quote:d2707]But to all the nice guys out there, don't worry: This is just a phase.

Nice guys never finish last; girls just don't want to hurt them in the game.[/quote:d2707]


  
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Default 03-29-2005, 10:41 PM

girls are whores, stick to fapping the gf1 photo album.
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 10:41 PM

[quote:da28f]Who's on the other line? It's me. That Guy.[/quote:da28f]
[img]http://img32.exs.cx/img32/1424/022105dopscolumn048xh.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://www.research.att.com/projects/wordseye/textures/magazines/Cosmopolitan.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:04 PM

it does suck though how many girls just seem to look for a guy to have fun with for a few weeks and move on to another. It won't be until after college they realize they need a sincerely nice man to take care of her.


  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:08 PM

just fuck em and forget em rock:
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:13 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":bef93]just fuck em and forget em rock:[/quote:bef93]

Rofl, gave me a good laugh. Sounded a lot like those infomercials.."Just set it, and forget it!". Trademark it, man.
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:25 PM

Girls are crazy. Though I have learned the ones that are worth my time usually don't just go after the ass-holes.
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:25 PM

The steps to hooking up:

a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men.

b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus.

c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see.

There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.

I just finished reading the second article, and the answer is "NO SHIT." Of course a girl can get any guy she wants. Just pull your skirt up, en route revealing your beaver, and say produly, "DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME?" and 37 trouser snakes within 3.6 seconds will be all over her. It's that easy. Most Sorostitutes (and I call them that because I have learned that really is what they are) have told me straight up that all they want to do is find a guy with a nice body, hot face, and semi-large to huge cock and ride them until they shoot a fat one all over their face.
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:29 PM

wow ? you just caught onto this ? I found this out back in grade 9 ffs.
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:30 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":e53a0]The steps to hooking up:

a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men.

b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus.

c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see.

There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.[/quote:e53a0]

You are ridiculously wrong! All you are things like self-pride, dignity, and valor to turn the chicks on. Just look at the results

[img]http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:31 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":4a8f4][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4a8f4]The steps to hooking up:

a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men.

b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus.

c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see.

There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.[/quote:4a8f4]

You are ridiculously wrong! All you are things like self-pride, dignity, and valor to turn the chicks on. Just look at the results

[img]http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg[/img][/quote:4a8f4]

Teach us more.

You really look like Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny to me, maybe it is just me though.

[img]http://www.cbc.ca/kennyvsspenny/media/bios_pic_kenny.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:33 PM

The only serious one is the money. You are guaranteed to take home a hot slut every night if you so choose if you are wealthy or at least make it appear as if you have a shit load of money. Being an athlete does help as well, but the more money you have is directly proportional to how hot of a Sorostitute you will fist that night.

And I was also listing steps to hooking up with hot women, not the sea-otters you present in that picture. biggrin:

Let me give you an example. I work as a grounds crew manager for the baseball team at my university. The university has issued me all the official team gear that is not available in stores. If I wear that from class to class as I walk across the campus, I get glances from Sorostitutes that I would not have gotten otherwise. Being able to get a nice power fuck out of a hot chick is all about class status. If you are high on the ladder, you will get laid. Unless you are just a very handsome man by the general sense, you will not get hot ass without a good status on the ladder.
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 11:47 PM

[quote="Bitch that wrote the article":d43d5]
Nice guys never finish last; girls just don't want to hurt them in the game.
[/quote:d43d5]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *gasp* hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  
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[quote="Duke_of_Ray":5ef04][quote="Sgt. Duffy":5ef04][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5ef04]The steps to hooking up:

a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men.

b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus.

c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see.

There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.[/quote:5ef04]

You are ridiculously wrong! All you are things like self-pride, dignity, and valor to turn the chicks on. Just look at the results

[img]http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg[/img][/quote:5ef04][/quote:5ef04]

Teach us more.

You really look like Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny to me, maybe it is just me though.

[img]http://www.cbc.ca/kennyvsspenny/media/bios_pic_kenny.jpg[/img][/quot
Unfortunately, thats not me. I am a fake, a poser, a man hiding behind thy mask! O', what cowardly fool 'tis I! Let thy demon of death rain down upon me, for I have no longer a will to live! A will to live in shame! A will to be an outcast of society, of my family, of my friends! Blessed is thee, for I am not!
  
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