"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
- Shit on his desk.
- Liquid laxative in the coffee pot.
- Pin up pr0n in the boardroom before the annual shareholder's meeting.
- Fill the pedestal of his office chair with raw shrimp