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Default Alf - "WILLIE!" - 04-21-2005, 03:27 PM
[img]http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/images/maxwrightforpresident.jpg[/img]

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
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Default 04-21-2005, 03:33 PM
LMFAO.

My kinda guy....and he always seemed so uptight on Alf. I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 03:34 PM
ok that's just wrong and deserves 1000 oOo: 's
  
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He deserves a medal.
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 03:37 PM
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I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.
I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 03:38 PM
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I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.
I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)
LOL. I bet those homeless guys gave him a run for his money.
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 03:39 PM
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I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.
I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)
What about not-gay anal?
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 03:41 PM
Depends if you go felching afterwards. Its a good source of protein ... and corn kernals.
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 03:41 PM
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I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.
I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)
What about not-gay anal?
Gay guys only do anal, so they're pretty loose. Gotta go extra deep to get the wonderful sensations. That explains the extra lost calories in comparison to typical buttsechs.
  
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Depends if you go felching afterwards. Its a good source of protein ... and corn kernals.
Not to mention the extra working your arms get when you're jacking off TWO dicks at once. Reach arounds can be like running a marathon.
  
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I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.
I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)
What about not-gay anal?
Non-gay anal takes -34 mana per thrust. Beware of Bruce the Enchanting and his Engorged Staff of Retribution.
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 04:42 PM
was he kissing Mr. Okmonick?...
  
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Default 04-21-2005, 05:14 PM
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I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)
http://calorie-count.com/calories/activity/368.html
You must be a major pimp, going twelve hours straight.
  
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