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Default Funniest Headline Today - 05-03-2005, 07:35 AM

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005200779,00.html:ea1b6]Little Britain chav evicted[/url:ea1b6]

[img]http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005200302,00.jpg[/img]
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Default 05-03-2005, 08:47 AM

Ban yourself for posting that pic.
  
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Default 05-03-2005, 08:50 AM

RO mother fucking FL!

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Default 05-03-2005, 09:16 AM

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Default 05-03-2005, 09:32 AM

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Default 05-03-2005, 10:05 AM

eww, she's one ugly mofo......thanks Zone, that was very hard to look at.


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Default 05-03-2005, 10:30 AM

[img]http://www.revengeofthesyph.com/czech/7.jpg[/img]

To bad this only works on MACs, cause Divine Intervention would be required in this case.

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Default 05-03-2005, 02:44 PM

That image is from the (fantastic) series but the real girl involved doesn't look too different.
BUT if you think she looks nasty, the girl I served the other week at work was by far the roughest girl I've ever known of, she wanted to return some items, started shouting, i'm sure at one point she was going to punch someone. Her nasty boobs were hanging out, she was covered in freckles and her almost flat nose offset her nasty ginger hair nicely. It was quite a sight to behold, thankfully i've not seen her since..... dance:

Chavs should all be put on a lone island about the size of wales, with a gun shop in the centre of it, next to a maccy d's. Let them shoot themselves to shit whilst eating themselves to death in a place theres no escaping!!! rock:


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Default 05-03-2005, 02:57 PM

This is what I tell scum when they ask about things.......



[url:8e3fa]http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone[/url:8e3fa]



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Default 05-03-2005, 04:44 PM

Buckweed would hit it.


  
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Default 05-03-2005, 04:48 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":e9214]This is what I tell scum when they ask about things.......



http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/



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Default 05-03-2005, 05:30 PM

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This is what I tell scum when they ask about things.......



http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/



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Default 05-03-2005, 05:32 PM

[img]http://content.collegehumor.com/img/c/ch_headline.w492.jpg[/img]


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Default 05-03-2005, 05:53 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":5ac21]This is what I tell scum when they ask about things.......



[size=7] [url:5ac21]http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone[/url:5ac21] [/size]



biggrin: biggrin: happy: biggrin: biggrin:[/quote:5ac21]

Actually [url="http://www.limmy.com"]http://www.limmy.com[/url] is fantastic, go on playthings and check them all out, hilarious, like, Beat Boy, the freakin scary Demon, the talking Yoda clock, Come Again and Pop!!!!!!!!!!!


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Default 05-03-2005, 05:58 PM

lmao @ beat boy
  
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