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Default got kicked out of kmart - 05-05-2005, 08:10 AM

lol found this list online about top 100 things to do in kmart me and some friends went to do em.....


we had a big football game going in the 1 aisles with kids we didnt evan know they just joined in oOo:

and we then played Mission: Impossible all around the store with dart guns


BTW my team won the football game biggrin:
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 09:42 AM

oOo: maybe it would be worth reading if you posted the list/a link to it
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 09:42 AM

Interesting. next time use the real guns.
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 11:02 AM

Hah, Kmart sucks. Go to Wal-Mart, they bought my brain!
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 11:09 AM

http://www.jokefrog.com/jokes.shtml?/jokes/0068.html
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 11:11 AM

no you got kicked out because you were wearing a godsmack t shirt


  
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Default 05-05-2005, 11:56 AM

you guys must have felt so hardcore


  
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Default 05-05-2005, 11:56 AM

[quote:1045f]Things to do @ Kmart

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."
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EDIT: WTF is this from some site for chicks?
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 11:57 AM

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you guys must have felt so hardcore
if ONLY YOu KNEW !
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 12:18 PM

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no you got kicked out because you were wearing a godsmack t shirt
no it was a slayer t shirt
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 12:39 PM

Pics or it didn't happen. biggrin:


http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387  247
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 12:50 PM

didnt take any..


but never play Mission: Impossible with a sniper whore..... I got shot from the camping aisle... when I was in the the CD section loney:
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 12:57 PM

sleeping:
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 01:52 PM

fuck k/wal-mart...
  
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Default 05-05-2005, 02:20 PM

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