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Default sex with animals - 07-08-2005, 11:10 PM
[img]http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/P/Psylen/1112385593_uffquizcow.jpg[/img]

Cows have multiple stomachs, which means they fart a LOT, so aproaching them from behind is never a great idea ... unless you are you, and then you like udders and lots of "moo"ing..


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Default 07-08-2005, 11:13 PM
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They are curvey, powerful, graceful, and they can go for hours, but oh boy - are you gonna hurt in the morning. Your throat will be a little horse too ... or rather, it will be full of them..
  
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Default 07-08-2005, 11:14 PM
"Your throat will be a little horse too ... or rather, it will be full of them.."

HAHAHAHAHS

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Default 07-08-2005, 11:25 PM

Bringing new meaning to the word doggy style, you
love dogs ... long time. How much is that
puppy in the window? Well ... they charge by
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Default 07-08-2005, 11:39 PM
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Default 07-09-2005, 02:49 AM
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[quote="Cpt. Obvious":c2419]
Bringing new meaning to the word doggy style, you love dogs ... long time. How much is that puppy in the window? Well ... they charge by the hour.[/quote:c2419]
  
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Bringing new meaning to the word doggy style, you love dogs ... long time. How much is that puppy in the window? Well ... they charge by the hour.[/quote:15f6b][/quote:15f6b]
  
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Default 07-09-2005, 06:06 PM
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I got a cow too.
  
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Something fishy is going on here.
  
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[quote="dr nein":756e8]Something fishy is going on here.[/quote:756e8]

did you get fish?
  
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Default 07-10-2005, 06:13 AM
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beer: dance: cool:

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