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Default I am going to puke...AGAIN - 08-14-2005, 11:36 PM
WELL I just got in from the gym, tired as hell and what do I see left over on the kitchen stove top... sheppards pie.. NOW I am hungry so I go to take a big bite, as I am chewing threw the deliciousnous I notice some strange crawling sensation in my mouth........ I look in the pie and what do I see..... EARWIGS ! the limy mother fucking cock sucking cunt smelling nazi mother fucking EARWIGS are crawling in it.... Before I could even think I hurled all over the stove and ran downstairs and washed my mouth out 4 times with Listerine....I feel completely sick right now from it... Fucking disgusting little creatures. I hate them almost asm uch as I hate Centipedes. Now not only am I screwed out of a delicous pie.... BUT I feel sick from those bastards as well. After I recovered I went up stairs, took the pie and threw it out the window with them in it. Son of a fucking bitch. mad:
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:40 PM
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:41 PM
how many were in it?
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:42 PM
I don't know how many were in my mouth.. but I counted 3 in the pie....swimming in the grease.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:43 PM
most bugs don't creep me out, but goddamn earwigs are gross
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:45 PM
wtf is a earwig ffs ...
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:45 PM
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wtf is a earwig ffs ...
[img]http://www.sactorose.org/ipm/12orthops/12earwig.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:46 PM
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wtf is a earwig ffs ...
google motherfucker...do you use it? biggrin:

[img]http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~psoil120/images/earwig.gif[/img]
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:46 PM
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http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us ... arwig.html

As a kid to scare the shit out of me my uncles told me they try to crawl into your ear when you sleep and nest inside.....LIES.
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 12:01 AM
yeah i looked it up ... its not something common around here i dont guess since ive never heard of it before
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 12:02 AM
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yeah i looked it up ... its not something common around here i dont guess since ive never heard of it before
if you go to some wooded areas around here you can find some by flipping over a rock.
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 12:03 AM
umm...tell whoever made the pie to use plastic wrap
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 12:04 AM
[quote="Cool Fool":5eeba]umm...tell whoever made the pie to use plastic wrap[/quote:5eeba]

Who the fuck thought these things would be drawn... to pie grease..
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 12:07 AM
was this a new pie someone bought from the store? or was it baked and just sitting out for a while?
  
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