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Default 9-iron - 08-17-2005, 05:17 PM
I'm on the fairway, about 97 <strike>years</strike> yards from the hole guys. The wind's gusting up a bit and there are some seagulls divebombing me from above ( they're trying to shit on my new rainjacket) so it's a tricky shot. I've took out my 9-iron and I'm going to have a go from here.....the lie is good.

Here we go.........

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHCLUNK


"GET IN THE HOLE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUEBALL WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN IN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




THE BALL WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE HOLE. THAT WAS A BOGEY, I'M NOW +6.
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 05:18 PM
How many lines of coke have you been doing honey?

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Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 05:19 PM
LOL.

is this another ' i have issues ' thread?
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 05:21 PM
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tha numba of tha beast
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 05:26 PM
Genius... I'd give Mr.Buttocks the Pullitzer for something. eek:
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 05:27 PM
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tha numba of tha beast
hell and fire!

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Default 08-17-2005, 05:30 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":bbc4b]How many limes of coke have you been doing honey?[/quote:bbc4b]

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I got analsex on a par 5.
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 06:59 PM
No matter how bad you suck, a shot like that keeps you going back.

Nice shot mate.

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Loct in 5... 4... 3... cuss:
  
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