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Default Top 70 Crudest Movie Quotes - 08-22-2005, 10:49 PM

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Default 08-22-2005, 10:54 PM

Stfu. annoy:
  
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Default 08-22-2005, 10:56 PM

10. "I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning, Ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see. If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." - Casino

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Default 08-22-2005, 11:13 PM

[quote:ab73b] "My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck." - Kill Bill Vol. 1[/quote:ab73b]

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Default 08-23-2005, 05:58 AM

55. "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy." - Boogie Nights

56. "All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!" - The Bad News Bears


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 08-23-2005, 07:35 AM

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55. "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy." - Boogie Nights

56. "All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, n******, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!" - The Bad News Bears
ROFL@Badnews bears



  
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Default 08-23-2005, 08:01 AM

They totally missed the boat on "Team America: World Police" though.

Memorable quotes:

Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.

Chris: Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Chris: Surprise, cockfags!

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derka ala. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ohhh! Derka derka derka!


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Default 08-23-2005, 08:17 AM

58. "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell me your children." - The Blues Brothers
One of the best films ever!!!
  
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Default 08-23-2005, 04:21 PM

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Default 08-23-2005, 04:39 PM

nice chop onto the monitor ed:



  
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Default 08-23-2005, 05:24 PM

[quote:b1b22]68. "Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight." - The Untouchables[/quote:b1b22]
  
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Default 08-23-2005, 06:35 PM

LOL, best quotes ever
  
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