church of the flying spaghetti monster

mr.miyagi · **church of the flying spaghetti monster -** 08-27-2005, 03:24 PM

OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

for the rest of the letter (well worth a read), go here: http://www.venganza.org/. i especially like his graph illustrating the increase in global warming in correlation with the decline in the number of pirates.

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KTOG · 08-27-2005, 03:26 PM

happy: happy: happy: happy: dance:

Akuma · 08-27-2005, 03:28 PM

lol dance:

Short Hand · 08-27-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma

lol dance:

LOL

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-27-2005, 03:49 PM

biggrin: rolleyes:

yODa · 08-27-2005, 05:26 PM

SoLiDUS · 08-27-2005, 07:44 PM

I for one welcome our new Flying Spaghetti Monster overlord...

Akuma · 08-27-2005, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

I for one welcome our new Flying Spaghetti Monster overlord...

I conquer.

Trunks · 08-27-2005, 09:56 PM

happy:
[quote:e298e]Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.
Thanks again,[/quote:e298e] oOo: biggrin: eek: stupid:

Himmler · 08-27-2005, 10:17 PM

lol wtf? eek:

Zoner · 08-28-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

I for one welcome our new Flying Spaghetti Monster overlord...

HAW HAW!

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