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Default my cat just raped me. - 09-05-2005, 09:12 PM

yeah I got home and I see my cat ontop of the fence. he couldnt get down. So I climb up and get him. As im holding onto him he slashes me in my face causing me to lose balance. I land on a chair, then on my hip as I hit the ground from about 10 feet up. I think I messed something up. This caused my glasses to go flying off my head and under the deck. So now I cant see. As I get up, (my cat still on me), he slashes my hand. so now I have a gash on my hand, on my forhead, and a messed up hip. fuck going to school tomorrow.


  
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