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Default The power of a pussy - 09-15-2005, 07:07 AM
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Inventor fuels car with dead cats


BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The Web site of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a liter, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-liter (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.[/quote:a6d7d]
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 07:12 AM
Finally a good use for cats.

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Default 09-15-2005, 08:16 AM
this is some messed up shit ... Now we know what to do with dead cats.

This also means more cats will dissapear ...
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 09:44 AM
Yes sir, the pussy can do shit that no man can !

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Default 09-15-2005, 09:45 AM
Cats > Dogs
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:09 AM
tight man, I fucking hate peta
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:16 AM
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Cats > Dogs
mark the calender, Pyro and I agree on something!!!!!!
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:39 AM
Cats tounges are too rough to lick the peanut butter off my ding dong.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:41 AM
I used 400 grit sand paper
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 11:15 AM
easy way to refuel, run over cats bring em home turn em into gas.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 11:17 AM
I wonder if it works with people too. happy:
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 11:36 AM
LOL! @ Animal Activists the_finger:
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 07:52 PM
lmfao this guy is a genius
  
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I wonder if it works with people too. happy:
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