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Default ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! - 10-04-2005, 08:00 PM
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Dear Friend,

My name is Francis Apa one of the special assistant to former president of
Liberia Charles Taylor. Before now I was a member of the cabinet in previous
years before he resigned by the intervention of united nation for peace and
stability in the country of Liberia. We are presently now in the west coast
of Africa were the Government has graciously offered us political asylum but
our movements is completely restricted because my boss Mr. Charles Taylor
will face trial in the world court for atrocity he committed while he was in
power in Liberia.

However in the previous years I was in service in his government I made
secret deposits of valuable cash worth TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE MILLON
DOLLER and other Jewelry into the vaults of a classified security vault
company known s Diplomatic Courier Finance Limited on behalfof President
Taylor with specific instructions. I am sorry to say this now because the
law of comma has hooked with my boss as United Nation and the American
Government has freeze all his assets world wild with the exception of the
TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE MILLON DOLLER because I deposited the money on
my name and not on my boss name. My intention now is to freight this money
and other valuables0 out of Liberia anonymously to a trusted foreigner who
can receive the consignment on my behalf; I assure you that there is
absolutely no risk to you because nobody knows of the existence of these
funds. If this offer is acceptable to you please contact me immediately also
on this email address: francis_apa@yahoo.com For more information you can
take look at the web site below.

Regards,
Mr. FrancisApa

http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-06-21-voa55.cfm
http://atheism.about.com/library/FAQs/r ... taylor.htm
http://www.sabcnews.com/africa/west_afr ... 13,00.html
http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-05-25-voa2.cfm
http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-05-03-voa75.cfm
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... aylor.html[/quote:cc644]

Just saw it when I went to check my e-mails, I just LOL'd as I was reading this. I feel like a new person now after getting my first fraud e-mail.

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Default 10-04-2005, 08:04 PM
Well if you're not going to take the offer I sure will!



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Default 10-04-2005, 08:05 PM
SCORE!

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i get like a hundred of fraud emails a day
  
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Default 10-04-2005, 08:08 PM
boom omomomom
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Default 10-04-2005, 08:14 PM
we got 3 of those faxed to us in 3 days @ work...all different wording

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 10-04-2005, 08:18 PM
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we got 3 of those faxed to us in 3 days @ work...all different wording
ios this yours/!?[url=http://local.yahoo.com/details;_ylt=AtbzUtL3Ef.NUMYUbn2507SHNcIF;_ylu=X3o DMTBpZzIyMjd0BF9zAzk2NjEzNzY5BHNlYwNzcg--?id=16218898&state=MI&city=Belleville&stx=staples& csz=Belleville%2C+MI&fr=&ed=WkkJ1a131DzRaU8pHrMo1Z RJYJpRyocFI3gBk9w_.8QP3LQPD6YHHgTi&lcscb=:046ae]staples[/url:046ae]
  
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Default 10-04-2005, 08:22 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":7cb91]
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we got 3 of those faxed to us in 3 days @ work...all different wording
ios this yours/!?[url=http://local.yahoo.com/details;_ylt=AtbzUtL3Ef.NUMYUbn2507SHNcIF;_ylu=X3o DMTBpZzIyMjd0BF9zAzk2NjEzNzY5BHNlYwNzcg--?id=16218898&state=MI&city=Belleville&stx=staples& csz=Belleville%2C+MI&fr=&ed=WkkJ1a131DzRaU8pHrMo1Z RJYJpRyocFI3gBk9w_.8QP3LQPD6YHHgTi&lcscb=:7cb91]staples[/url:7cb91][/quote:7cb91]

Yep.

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 10-04-2005, 08:29 PM
[LONG Welcome MESSAGE from Staples worker]
Uh.. Hi Is Does Nyck Working now?
Staples worker: uh..
Me: Does a Nick work there?
Staples Worker: uh yeah but he's not in right now
Me: yeah he called me a dick yesterday because he didn't like my opinion
Worker: uh, im sorry to hear that
Me: Fire him
Worker: I'll give this message to the manager]
Me: fire him now
Worker: i'll give these messages to the manager
Me: ok, rape him
blah blah blah
Me: kill him
Worker: have a good day sir
  
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Default 10-04-2005, 08:35 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":7d836][LONG Welcome MESSAGE from Staples worker]
Uh.. Hi Is Does Nyck Working now?
Staples worker: uh..
Me: Does a Nick work there?
Staples Worker: uh yeah but he's not in right now
Me: yeah he called me a dick yesterday because he didn't like my opinion
Worker: uh, im sorry to hear that
Me: Fire him
Worker: I'll give this message to the manager]
Me: fire him now
Worker: i'll give these messages to the manager
Me: ok, rape him
blah blah blah
Me: kill him
Worker: have a good day sir[/quote:7d836]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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Default 10-05-2005, 04:53 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":79118][LONG Welcome MESSAGE from Staples worker]
Uh.. Hi Is Does Nyck Working now?
Staples worker: uh..
Me: Does a Nick work there?
Staples Worker: uh yeah but he's not in right now
Me: yeah he called me a dick yesterday because he didn't like my opinion
Worker: uh, im sorry to hear that
Me: Fire him
Worker: I'll give this message to the manager]
Me: fire him now
Worker: i'll give these messages to the manager
Me: ok, rape him
blah blah blah
Me: kill him
Worker: have a good day sir[/quote:79118]

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