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12-30-2005, 11:37 AM
[url=http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html:b165b]Link...[/url:b165b]
[quote:b165b]Brit Jew marries dolphin
[img]http://www.ynetnews.com/PicServer2/20122005/694238/kot_a.jpg[/img]
Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot
Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.
After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.
'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.[/quote:b165b]
I hope a shark eats this satanic Jewess and her husband.
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Colonel
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12-30-2005, 11:53 AM
Do dophins have big dicks?
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12-30-2005, 11:56 AM
eek:
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12-30-2005, 11:58 AM
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12-30-2005, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
Do dophins have big dicks?
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actually yes. |
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Major
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12-30-2005, 12:22 PM
I read somewhere that apparently the dolphin is a scottish nazi, so it really is a beautiful story. beer:
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Command Sergeant Major
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12-30-2005, 12:23 PM
what the hell is happening to human race?
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12-30-2005, 12:46 PM
Rofl, I knew this would happen.
The funny thing is, I had sex with my dog this morning... I never thought THIS could be possible.
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General of the Army
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12-30-2005, 01:38 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":91405]I read somewhere that apparently the dolphin is a scottish nazi, so it really is a beautiful story. beer:[/quote:91405]lol happy:
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General of the Army
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12-30-2005, 04:02 PM
Thanks Hitler you half assed cunt
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Colonel
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12-30-2005, 05:33 PM
zoophilia
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Colonel
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12-30-2005, 06:40 PM
crAzy hebrews
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Command Sergeant Major
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12-30-2005, 06:43 PM
I wanna see those sex videos
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Major
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12-30-2005, 07:37 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":d400f]I wanna see those sex videos[/quote:d400f]
"REPENT NOW JIMMY! LEST THE LORD GOD
GIVE YOU A THOROUGH FUCKEN KICKING!!"
[img]http://www.sullivan-county.com/images/preacher.gif[/img]
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General of the Army
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12-30-2005, 07:43 PM
Jewphin!
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