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View Poll Results: I bang out the old lady....
1-2 times a week 3 11.54%
2-3 times 0 0%
3-4 times 2 7.69%
5+ (and not on Viagra) 0 0%
been over a year sincs I hit it 2 7.69%
afrodj13 19 73.08%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

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Default Who is Married and how long???? - 02-21-2006, 01:23 PM
12 years (7 years married) ive been at it with the same young lady (Im 32 and she is 35)....poll is l337.... oOo:

edit: I have 2 girls as well.....
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:27 PM
I'm not! Shit I'm still single. I plan on doing the single thing till about 28ish... for some reason I just can't get past the fact that I'm still young and I don't want to settle down just yet.

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Default 02-21-2006, 01:27 PM
8 years in May, same lady as well (34 me, 32 her). 2 kids so bear that in mind in regards to the poll...
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:30 PM
my wife is pregnant so nein hittage for quite some time

been married 1 1/2 years

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:32 PM
my dick has dust on it, so what does that tell you?
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:33 PM
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my dick has dust on it, so what does that tell you?
bullshit you jerk off like 18 x a day

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Default 02-21-2006, 01:46 PM
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my dick has dust on it, so what does that tell you?
That you've been fucking old decomposing corpses?



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:58 PM
No Wife.

No girlfriend.

Only bucky.
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:58 PM
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my wife is pregnant so nein hittage for quite some time

been married 1 1/2 years

dont let that stop you!!



it will be ten years for me this July rock:
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 02:07 PM
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my wife is pregnant so nein hittage for quite some time

been married 1 1/2 years
Thats no excuse for "no sex". Most women are very sexually active during pregnancy. Hey, weren't you pleasantly suprised when the "tittie fairy" paid her a visit?

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Default 02-21-2006, 02:14 PM
the sex whilst pregnant part has come and passed. were now in the Im 9 mo pregnant and want this thing out of me now phase.

shes due in 9 days

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Default 02-21-2006, 02:38 PM
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the sex whilst pregnant part has come and passed. were now in the Im 9 mo pregnant and want this thing out of me now phase.

shes due in 9 days

that didnt stop me the_finger:
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 02:40 PM
you usually dont want to have sex with a pregnant woman for the last 2 months of her pregnancy. The orgasm will send the baby into early delivery.
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 02:42 PM
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you usually dont want to have sex with a pregnant woman for the last 2 months of her pregnancy. The orgasm will send the baby into early delivery.
wouldnt matter for Nyck, He wouldnt know what buttons to push for his wife to have the big O
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 02:43 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":52305]
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shes due in 9 days

that didnt stop me the_finger:[/quote:52305]


[quote="Stackem's unborn child":52305] I need this like I need a hole in the head.[/quote:52305]

ed: biggrin:

I'm coming up on 21 years.
  
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