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Default nervous - 02-21-2006, 12:55 PM

I think someone is in my house, downstairs. I just heard the alarm go off and im nervous to go down and see whats going on. if i die, plz report the police to this post


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Default 02-21-2006, 12:57 PM

you have some uber leet guns, bring them with you
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:01 PM

i have bolt action rifles, not sufficient enough for close quarters combat.

im going to go downstairs now and maybe the basement


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Default 02-21-2006, 01:03 PM

or if you are not b.s.ing us you could call the cops say someone is in your house and you are a rich white kid with lots to lose they will be there instantly, you grab your '98 go downstars and say get the fuck out now!
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:09 PM

it could be my mind playing tricks on me. im not calling the cops until im 100% sure.

Im now going down into the basement. Downstairs seems clear


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Default 02-21-2006, 01:11 PM

Simo? Simo?? SIMO!!!!!!
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:12 PM

hes gone, forever perished from our memories.
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:16 PM

Take that capsule of my urine I sent you and throw it on that fuckers face...
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:16 PM

dibs on the rifles.
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:25 PM

Hey idiot, call the police. Thats what you pay them for, they're here to serve the public.....don't be afraid to call them.

Either that, or go into a flying rage like myself and go downstairs ready to kill someone with your bare hands.

....just don't sit there like a lame duck....do something !!


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Default 02-21-2006, 01:28 PM

wtf...DAYLIGHT ROBBERY


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Default 02-21-2006, 01:38 PM

My friend was housesitting for another friend, and one day he went over to the house and the window was broken so he went downstairs and found a doped up homeless guy sleeping in a bedroom...so maybe there's just a doped up homeless guy sleeping in your bed simo.
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 01:40 PM

or a gorgeous supermodel that simo is making sweet love to as we speak

BOINK CHICKA BOINK BOINK


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Default 02-21-2006, 02:00 PM

Rape the shit outta him. Once you're know as the burgular rapist, no one will fuckw ith your pad again.


  
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Default 02-21-2006, 02:02 PM

lock n load, make his head explode






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