Got this idea from bash.org. Take a movie quote, and replace a single word with the word 'wang'.
Example:
'A jedi's strength flows from the wang'
no.
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/