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Default Doin stupid sh1t @ work - 03-09-2006, 06:23 AM

Ok 1st of I am sorry for the lame topic but I am doing overtime stress testing the systems here at work and to be honest I am bored shitless.

Now the reason for the post is have any of you done some really stupid funny shit at work? for example in our office we have a huge box for recycling paper etc which we take turns in hidng in and then jumping out
at random passers by we also do the usual I.T. pranks on each other
and general random funny stuff.

After typing all this I seem to remeber a thread about this from a while back
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Default 03-09-2006, 07:55 AM

Swap the 'n' and the 'm' keys on the bosses keyboard.


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Default 03-09-2006, 08:05 AM

- Encased a co-worker's entire cubicle in clear packing tape
- Got drunk at lunch last St. Patty's day and sang irish tunes in the office all afternoon (the boss was in on it too). I had my guitar with me.
- Nerf wars
- Watched the Canada/Russia Olympic hockey game. Projected the feed on the wall using the office projector

S'about it.


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Default 03-09-2006, 08:21 AM

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Nerf wars
ha. we have nerf wars throughout my entire dorm about once a week. Its so damn fun using the whole building as a war zone. Its a little like counter-strike.
  
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Default 03-09-2006, 09:12 AM

Afraid to get wet? Water fire extinguishers are always fun.

Or, you can sabatoge someone going into the bathroom. Get a cup and fill it half way with water, then you need to tape it to the top of the bathroom door so when they open the door, the cup tips over getting whomever wet. I've done that several times.

Or, you get someones jacket and staple the sleeves closed. As an added bonus, you can then fill in the arms with whatever is available (paper shreds, potato chips...etc)

The 'ol "Turn someones drawer upside down" trick.

Oh shit, forgot about this one. Get on someones computer and take a "photo" of their desktop. Now, make that photo their new wallpaper and watch them go nuts trying to get the mouse to work.

And this one is fucking classic but you'll need a few things to accomplish it.
You'll need:
A small bathroom
C02 fire extinguisher
Baby powder
and someone wearing pants who needs to take a shit.

......when someone's taking a shit, spread baby powder all along the floor at the bottom of the door. Now grab that C02 extinguisher and give it a blast at the bottom of the door. The force from the C02 extinguisher will propel the powder into the bathroom covering the pants of the person taking a shit. They'll get blasted with baby powder and C02 powder and you'll be having a difficult time picking yourself up off the floor from laughing.

.....i have a few more ideas if you're interested.


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Default 03-09-2006, 09:23 AM

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And this one is fucking classic but you'll need a few things to accomplish it.
You'll need:
A small bathroom
C02 fire extinguisher
Baby powder
and someone wearing pants who needs to take a shit.

......when someone's taking a shit, spread baby powder all along the floor at the bottom of the door. Now grab that C02 extinguisher and give it a blast at the bottom of the door. The force from the C02 extinguisher will propel the powder into the bathroom covering the pants of the person taking a shit. They'll get blasted with baby powder and C02 powder and you'll be having a difficult time picking yourself up off the floor from laughing.

.....i have a few more ideas if you're interested.

ypu will get people screaming "Anthrax!!!"
  
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Default 03-09-2006, 11:12 AM

LOL. I've not done much at work, but college was great for pranks:

- The setting the desktop wallpaper is awesome when people try to click the shorcuts.
- Our college network was very secure. Until they installed XP which allowed and encouraged us to save our work on our pen drives. Or just install programs such as the original Doom, and play it across the network. We had a 16 man game in our classroom once, then the teacher walked in happy: happy:
- The whole IT course was known for throwing shit at the ceiling fans. (Mousemats, Mice, pens, paper, anything somone could lift)
- Unplug someones computer from the network is always fun. So they do an assignment once its completed or comes to the end of class they cant save their work, and have to save it on their pen drive.
- Swapping monitor cables from 1 PC to the next - its REALLY funny, watching the person wonder why thier mouse and keyboard isnt working. Also swapping the mouse or keyboard with the mouse or keyboard from the next PC is also just as effective!
-Changing the keys is great, especially if you have computer illiterate people working on the PC's "WTF, my F is a H and my H is a W" Or changing the numberpad so its back to front
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Default 03-09-2006, 11:15 AM

Dont people see the mouse moving around whne they shake it if you have it set as te wallpaper, i realize the onne pointer would be there, but when they move the mouse the other one will be moving too.


  
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Default 03-09-2006, 11:20 AM

Milla, you take a pic of their desktop and you leave it there as if it's their desktop. The pic you place on their desktop covers their "original" desktop and they go nuts thinking their shit doesn't work.


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Default 03-09-2006, 11:58 AM

I've done that one with changing the monitor cables, that was funny.
  
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Default 03-09-2006, 02:39 PM

beside slike spraying each other with the cold hose and trying to throw peoples close into the snow in our outside patio...then hit them with the cold hose and watch them get their clothes because they need a towel to dry off too.

My work is just full of gossip...thats the big thing here...they all seem to love gossip...I know so much shit I shouldn't now...nothing about me gets around...exceopt one thing but that had to get out cuz it would be impossible to hide.


  
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Default 03-09-2006, 04:28 PM

when i used to work at extra food's in the meat depertment we would throw the meat trays in the air and cut them in half mid-air. we must have cost them 1000's in styrofoam trays.


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Default 03-09-2006, 05:13 PM

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nothing about me gets around...exceopt one thing but that had to get out cuz it would be impossible to hide.

Tell us, tell us, what is it?


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Default 03-09-2006, 05:22 PM

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And this one is fucking classic but you'll need a few things to accomplish it.
You'll need:
A small bathroom
C02 fire extinguisher
Baby powder
and someone wearing pants who needs to take a shit.

......when someone's taking a shit, spread baby powder all along the floor at the bottom of the door. Now grab that C02 extinguisher and give it a blast at the bottom of the door. The force from the C02 extinguisher will propel the powder into the bathroom covering the pants of the person taking a shit. They'll get blasted with baby powder and C02 powder and you'll be having a difficult time picking yourself up off the floor from laughing.

.....i have a few more ideas if you're interested.
If you dont want to use a fire extinguisher for that then a manila envelpoe, the larger the better will work. Fill it up with the powder, stick the open end(flap opened) under the door then jump on the envelope.
The classic saran wrap the toilets. Or if someone has an office with a door that opens in you can take a bucket(square ones work best) and fill it up with some water and lean it against the door. They will open the door and soak their shoes and floor.
  
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Default 03-09-2006, 05:40 PM

At uni they have group class photos of the first-year students on the servers, we alter the photos using photoshop, and send 100 copies of it to their classroom's printer. The alterations can be pretty infuriating for them...lol...It's always fun to add "wet patches" to students pants, highlight them with a red circle to make sure people notice and send through...
  
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