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Default How to become smarter - 03-14-2006, 02:47 PM

This was in the globe and mail today and found it interesting.

It is based off some BBC show that insists if you follow some of these things you can become smarter in 7 days.

-Take a shower with your eyes closed and brush your teeth with your "wrong" hand
-Take a different route to work.
-Do puzzles or Sudoku, then take a walk
-Pick words out of the dictionary and use them on a daily basis (obvious)
-Don't consume caffeine or alcohol.
-Have oily fish for dinner and either cycle, walk or take the bus into work (the next day)
-Go to yoga, Pilates or some meditation class and talk to someone you don't know.
-Memorize your grocery list.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 02:48 PM

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"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 03-14-2006, 02:52 PM

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lol see for once it is relevent


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default Re: How to become smarter - 03-14-2006, 02:52 PM

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-Don't consume caffeine or alcohol.
I am doomed to fail.

Being stunned all the time isn't so bad.


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Default 03-14-2006, 02:53 PM

First one is strange though...don't know why having a shower with your eyes closed stimulates the brain.. oOo:
  
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Default Re: How to become smarter - 03-14-2006, 03:06 PM

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-Take a shower with your eyes closed .
I dunno about that one, it sounds dangerous to me.... happy:
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 03:06 PM

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First one is strange though...don't know why having a shower with your eyes closed stimulates the brain.. oOo:
you have to feel around for stuff like if you were blind. pretty cool
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 03:06 PM

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First one is strange though...don't know why having a shower with your eyes closed stimulates the brain.. oOo:
Eyes closed AND covering your ears makes things feel more relaxing or something like that. oOo:
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 03:09 PM

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First one is strange though...don't know why having a shower with your eyes closed stimulates the brain.. oOo:
you have to feel around for stuff like if you were blind. pretty cool[/quote:7d622]

yeah, and then you slip on a bar of soap and hit your head on the side of the tub/toilet and get the idea for the flux capacitor, that must be how it makes you smarter.
  
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First one is strange though...don't know why having a shower with your eyes closed stimulates the brain.. oOo:
you have to feel around for stuff like if you were blind. pretty cool
yeah, and then you slip on a bar of soap and hit your head on the side of the tub/toilet and get the idea for the flux capacitor, that must be how it makes you smarter.[/quote:bd3af]

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[quote=c312]
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First one is strange though...don't know why having a shower with your eyes closed stimulates the brain.. oOo:
you have to feel around for stuff like if you were blind. pretty cool
yeah, and then you slip on a bar of soap and hit your head on the side of the tub/toilet and get the idea for the flux capacitor, that must be how it makes you smarter.[/quote:4959d]

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Default 03-14-2006, 04:08 PM

Add to the list

* Eating bananas

* Giving yourself electric shocks

* Swimming in brine
  
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