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Default joke of the day - 04-05-2006, 02:07 PM

those of you without jobs wont get it:






A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.

He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit
more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately
30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees longitude."

"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect
people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 02:10 PM

good 1.
and i believe ppl w/o jobs can comprehend that
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 02:11 PM

hahaha +1
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 02:13 PM

lol, that some funny shit.

The one thing i hate about people higher up than myself is that they are the decision makers, (give a yes no answer about things) but when they are needed they dont have time to make the decision.
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 02:40 PM

rofl so fuckin true.
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 03:23 PM

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rofl so fuckin true.
I saw the same one a couple of days ago, but it as w/ republicans and democrats. The one on the ground was the republican
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 04:10 PM

I enjoy those....

I like one where it talked about certain degrees and the last one was an art degree would get you serving fries at macdonalds.


  
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Default 04-05-2006, 04:17 PM

perfect
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 04:23 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":08b3e]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
rofl so fuckin true.
I saw the same one a couple of days ago, but it as w/ republicans and democrats. The one on the ground was the republican[/quote:08b3e]


NO one cares....... plzdie:
  
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Default 04-05-2006, 04:51 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":bc14f]
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rofl so fuckin true.
I saw the same one a couple of days ago, but it as w/ republicans and democrats. The one on the ground was the republican[/quote:bc14f]I currently see no relevance as to the democracts being the one in the ballon because they have done shit all since bush got elected. I think you read that joke the wrong way around..I'm pretty sure of that as well.
  
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Default 04-06-2006, 06:25 AM

thats awesome!
  
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