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Default FFS TOM CRUISE! - 04-18-2006, 07:04 PM

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objecti ... _page.html

[quote:10337] EXCLUSIVE: TOM CHEWS
Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
By Patrick Mulchrone

TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.

Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.

The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fiancŽe Katie was pregnant before she told him.

And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular."


The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.


Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.


The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.


Cruise told GQ magazine Hubbard had discovered making a noise had a "negative spiritual effect" on someone giving birth. He insisted that 27-year-old Katie would be allowed to scream, adding cryptically: "It is really about respecting the woman. It's not about her screaming.


"And scientifically it is proven. Now there are medical research papers that say when a woman's giving birth everyone should be quiet."


Cruise also revealed he and Katie have been preparing for the birth by holding classes at their Beverly Hills home.


He said: "We've been studying what a woman goes through. What happens to her body. It's just kind of becoming this fun game of learning."


Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".


He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."


Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.


Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.


In 1998, Channel 4 chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fried a placenta with shallots and garlic and served it up to 20 guests, including the baby's mum and dad.


TV watchdogs later criticised the show, branding it "disagreeable".


But placenta-eating is considered normal in some cultures. Various recipes include one for placenta lasagne. Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal depression.[/quote:10337]

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Default 04-18-2006, 07:08 PM

she gave birth today, I wonder if he actually did it?
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:10 PM

he needs to die

i wonder if he smashed her face in if it wasn't silent
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:12 PM

[quote:0d57d]Cruise said his sex life with Batman [...] had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".[/quote:0d57d]


  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:13 PM

eww! I hope he was acting
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:18 PM

id probably eat her placenta too.
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:18 PM

They had their kid. A girl. Named the demonspawn "Suri".

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Default 04-18-2006, 07:43 PM

That's a tabloid paper and taken out of context because right after that he said "OK maybe I won't".

He was joking. Don't believe everything you read.

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Default 04-18-2006, 07:44 PM

who gives a shit anyway?
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:49 PM

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who gives a shit anyway?
Whoever reads celeb gossip everyday needs to read something else more important...such as the news.
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:51 PM

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who gives a shit anyway?
Whoever reads celeb gossip everyday needs to read something else more important...such as the news.
Don't impose your politics on me son!


  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:54 PM

but seriously thats kinky and I'm hard


  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:59 PM

you gullible bastards
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 08:03 PM

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who gives a shit anyway?
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So the celeb world is more crucial then lets say iran building a bomb? eek:
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 08:10 PM

Of course himmler believes something from the sun the uk's equivelant of the weekly world news

that gullible fuck


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