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Default Ears, Open. Eyeballs, Click. - 04-19-2006, 08:09 PM

Has anyone here seen Ears, Open. Eyeballs, Click.? Its about Marine Corps bootcamp, I haven't seen it yet but plan on buying it so I can. Heres a preview http://www.canaanbrumley.com/preview.html

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Did you get recruited?
  
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Default 04-19-2006, 08:29 PM

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Did you get recruited?
I leave for bootcamp Oct. 2nd
  
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[quote="Jimmy Paterson":91301]
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I leave for bootcamp Oct. 2nd[/quote:91301]omfg yes

no but really, die.


jk, good luck



  
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Default 04-19-2006, 09:19 PM

Blitz is going to die.

Good luck in boot camp, it should be fun.
  
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Default Re: Ears, Open. Eyeballs, Click. - 04-19-2006, 09:41 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":00ae5]Has anyone here seen Ears, Open. Eyeballs, Click.? Its about Marine Corps bootcamp, I haven't seen it yet but plan on buying it so I can. Heres a preview [url="http://www.canaanbrumley.com/preview.html"]http://www.canaanbrumley.com/preview.html[/url]

http://www.canaanbrumley.com/index.html[/quote:00ae5]

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You will be repeating it in your sleep lil man. . .

The best advice I can give you - start running. Start running so you can get your endurance level up there because you will be doing lots of it. Fuck the pushups - fuck the situps - fuck the chinups. The running is what will kill you. . .
  
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Default 04-19-2006, 10:00 PM

The first and last words out your piehole better be SIR, Pvt Paterson. Do you understand me maggot? Now drop and give me 50.


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Default 04-20-2006, 02:28 AM

you are nothing but a grambastic piece of amphibian shit.

Also, dont underestimate how painful a bar of soap wrapped in a towel can be. Go for the gut. Lt. Thorne taught me that.

Make sure you know your left from your right.

Charles Witman and Lee Harvey Oswald will be your new heroes.

Enjoy, Recruit.
  
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Default 04-20-2006, 03:26 AM

SCRUB!

HARD AND VIGOROUS!


In my platoon we would say "snap" whenever he would call eyes. Have fun with that shit, I can't say I miss it lol
  
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Default 04-20-2006, 03:52 AM

i hope R. Lee Ermey is your DI


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Default 04-20-2006, 08:21 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":2a01e]i hope R. Lee Ermey is your DI[/quote:2a01e]

are you serious.
  
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Default 04-20-2006, 08:37 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":4377f][quote="Simo Häyhä":4377f]i hope R. Lee Ermey is your DI[/quote:4377f]

are you serious.[/quote:4377f]
Yes, I'm sure Hollywood actor R. Lee Ermey will be your drill instructor.

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Default 04-20-2006, 09:28 AM

...which was why I said are you serious...because Ermey has been out of the Corps for a long time
  
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Default 04-20-2006, 09:39 AM

I think Ermy put it best when he said this

"Holy Shit!"


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Default 04-20-2006, 10:10 AM

best unFUCK yourself or i will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!

remember when duke nukem did that at the end of duke 3?


oh yeah, and good luck soldier....hope you see more action than jake gyllenhal in jarhead, and less action than jake gyllenhal in brokeback mtn
  
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