[Nyck]

http://bash.org/?top2

happy:

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

Mjordan2nd: If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
Chris: Spider Man
Tim: batman
Sidd: batman
Mjordan2nd: I'd be god

<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

[TonyMontana]

you just found out about this now?

CMON NYCK

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

you just found out about this now?

CMON NYCK

Die because your gay and you moved to New Hampshire to have sex with a volunteer firefighter

[Colonel]

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....



HAW HAW HAW!!!!

[Zoner]

Originally Posted by Nyck

Die because your gay and you moved to New Hampshire to have sex with a volunteer firefighter

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW! Nice reference.

[img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d174/geraldo25/vito-yougay.jpg[/img]

[c312]

#261931 +(3482)- [X]

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

[gtboys34]

Originally Posted by Nyck

Die because your gay and you moved to New Hampshire to have sex with a volunteer firefighter

lmFAO Pwnt. Man i know your not gonna take that!!

~REP YO HOOD!

[Judas]

lol @ vito

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

That site is garenteed entertainment thats for sure. I think I even submitted one way back.

[TonyMontana]

Originally Posted by gtboys34

lmFAO Pwnt. Man i know your not gonna take that!!

~REP YO HOOD!

Sopranos own. Vito > *

yeh, this site has some funny quotes, but its old as hell.

http://www.qdb.us another database of quotes from the founder of bash.org.

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Originally Posted by Colonel

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....



HAW HAW HAW!!!!

LMAO that one is good.

[1080jibber]

i use to sit at work and read bash.org for hours, thats a good site if you need to kill alot of time

[CoMaToSe]

bash.com pwns. And has SINCE JESUS STARTED MAKING ROCKING HORSES! FFS GUYS! OLD oOo:

[Simo Häyhä]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

you just found out about this now?

CMON NYCK