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Default conspiracy theory - whats yours - 06-08-2006, 04:15 PM

not some whacked out Pyro crap just every day things





mine is... cell phone companies. When you dont get an answer it goes to voice mail, well the recording takes damn near 45 seconds before you can even leave a messege. How many minutes are people, worldwide, wasting on this 45 second outgoing messege? You cant change it, it is provided by the cell carrier (Verizon for me) so WTF!!! They are out to make as much from us as they can
  
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Default 06-08-2006, 04:37 PM

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Default 06-08-2006, 04:39 PM

A plane didn't hit the pentagon.


  
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Default 06-08-2006, 04:44 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":6c612]Insurance[/quote:6c612]

Hell ya, MY freinds sister was covered for 230 $ as a young driver with an acident on a 2007 Mazda 3.

I have only a ticket, and no acidents and i PAY 260 A MOINTH FOR MY Z.
  
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Default 06-08-2006, 04:49 PM

American culture capitalizes on making people fat , then making them skinny. Fast food companies make billions off making people obese, then diet companies make billions "helping" them lose weight, even though these diet's usually don't work, because if they did they would stop making money. And if people started eating right and excercising, there would be no need for these instant-results diets, but people are much too lazy to actually put the time and effort into it, so they continue to stuff their faces with mcdonalds and take diet pills.. hence the cycle continues.

just an observation...


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American culture capitalizes on making people fat , then making them skinny. Fast food companies make billions off making people obese, then diet companies make billions "helping" them lose weight, even though these diet's usually don't work, because if they did they would stop making money. And if people started eating right and excercising, there would be no need for these instant-results diets, but people are much too lazy to actually put the time and effort into it, so they continue to stuff their faces with mcdonalds and take diet pills.. hence the cycle continues.

just an observation...
That's totally right, but I don't think it's much of a conspiracy. They just do it. It's so obvious but still retards don't care they love food more than themselves. My mom is the shining example.
  
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Default Re: conspiracy theory - whats yours - 06-08-2006, 05:07 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":5d31a]not some whacked out Pyro crap just every day things





mine is... cell phone companies. When you dont get an answer it goes to voice mail, well the recording takes damn near 45 seconds before you can even leave a messege. How many minutes are people, worldwide, wasting on this 45 second outgoing messege? You cant change it, it is provided by the cell carrier (Verizon for me) so WTF!!! They are out to make as much from us as they can[/quote:5d31a]

i hate cell phones so fuking much ... people cant even get off the phone long enough to walk into best buy / staples ( i saw a fuking idiots doing this twice today ) and buy what they need and leave. some douche bag today was talking then as he was approached by a sales guy he was like " i need to call you right back " ... what you couldnt hang up outside or in your fuking car first. i dont understand.

another faggt i see while running ( this at a public track ) talks while he walks ...
  
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Default 06-08-2006, 05:18 PM

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American culture capitalizes on making people fat , then making them skinny. Fast food companies make billions off making people obese, then diet companies make billions "helping" them lose weight, even though these diet's usually don't work, because if they did they would stop making money. And if people started eating right and excercising, there would be no need for these instant-results diets, but people are much too lazy to actually put the time and effort into it, so they continue to stuff their faces with mcdonalds and take diet pills.. hence the cycle continues.

just an observation...
That's totally right, but I don't think it's much of a conspiracy. They just do it. It's so obvious but still retards don't care they love food more than themselves. My mom is the shining example.
My mom has been on every diet on this earth since i can remember... and they never seem to work. I always say to her "Mom, i just found the ultimate diet plan! Eating right and excercise! Guaranteed results!"


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Default 06-08-2006, 05:39 PM

Media. Oil (OPEC etc etc) Kennedy assasination - watched a recent doc that said oswald was a cuban agent eek: Still amazes me to say the least. Also the NSA.
  
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Default 06-08-2006, 05:48 PM

Pharmacuticles (sp)
I hate phones especially ones that are ringing, I just fucking hate them and use them as little as possible.

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Default 06-08-2006, 05:54 PM

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American culture capitalizes on making people fat , then making them skinny. Fast food companies make billions off making people obese, then diet companies make billions "helping" them lose weight, even though these diet's usually don't work, because if they did they would stop making money. And if people started eating right and excercising, there would be no need for these instant-results diets, but people are much too lazy to actually put the time and effort into it, so they continue to stuff their faces with mcdonalds and take diet pills.. hence the cycle continues.

just an observation...
That's totally right, but I don't think it's much of a conspiracy. They just do it. It's so obvious but still retards don't care they love food more than themselves. My mom is the shining example.
My mom has been on every diet on this earth since i can remember... and they never seem to work. I always say to her "Mom, i just found the ultimate diet plan! Eating right and excercise! Guaranteed results!"
That's exactly what it's like for me my father and my brother. Just take in less calories than you're putting out and you'll lose it in no time.
  
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Default 06-08-2006, 05:58 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":5e58d]A plane didn't hit the pentagon.[/quote:5e58d]
Dont get me started on those retardedly biased internet videos... there are literally hundreds of witnesses who said it was a huge jetliner that hit it...


  
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Default 06-08-2006, 06:16 PM

eat 6 times a day
exercise

it works. six small health snacks.meals a day and youll lose weight. youve gotta keep your metabolism running all day long by eating. when you stop eating your body just stores calories thinking it will need to use them during such periods when you are not eating.

once you stick with that shit for a short while youll start to see pounds coming off.

and exercising doesnt mean doing something for hours on end and 10/15 minute walk, or parking a bit farther away when youre out and taking that little extra bit of a walk does the job.

its pretty simple really.



: you check any interweb related health site and itll say the same shit.
  
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Default 06-08-2006, 06:17 PM

BadScript does actually watch this place intently, he just will not reveal himself through replies because he likes to watch us squirm about in his electronic aquarium.

ITS A CONSPIRACY.

I honestly feel like I can't trust anyone that has anything to do with large sums of money. I feel like I become increasingly paranoid as the days go by about people like oil companies, cellular phone companies, drug companies, computer software companies, anyone that could possibly exploit me for money. I blame television and films for my increased paranoid dellusions.

EDIT: Forgot the Media. I have become soooo cynical about media coverage of anything and everything. I guess in a way that could be a good thing these days....
  
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[quote="Airborne Butters":894c8]Insurance[/quote:894c8]
  
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