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Default Alphabet of Manliness - 06-16-2006, 12:34 PM

Maddox's Book is literally one of the funniest things Ive read. Ive only read A and B so far and have literally laughed out loud several times while doing so.

He is coming to ann arbor the 27th of june to sign, bunch of guys in the office who have it are going down.

anyone else read it yet?


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Default 06-16-2006, 12:43 PM

It's funny? Wow, I thought it would get pretty lame like his last updates. Guess I'll have to go pick it up. It's a hardcover right?
  
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Default 06-16-2006, 12:47 PM

Can I get it on tape? Better yet, can you record yourself reading it for me nyck? I'd like to recieve the full experience of those 'lol' moments.


  
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Default 06-16-2006, 01:20 PM

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Can I get it on tape? Better yet, can you record yourself reading it for me nyck? I'd like to recieve the full experience of those 'lol' moments.
Topic: Cock Punching
Stealth Method: This method is referred to as the stealth method because the victim rarely forsee's the dong thumping they are about to receive.

the illustrations are hilarious.

chapter on boners states "while the primary use of a boner is still for buffing a womans flesh lettuce it can serve seveal other purposes"


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Default 06-16-2006, 01:24 PM

my brother bought it. very funny indeed


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Default 06-16-2006, 01:51 PM

sleeping: rolleyes:
  
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Default 06-16-2006, 03:03 PM

the only thing ive found thats funny on his site is the "you should beat your kids"
  
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Default 06-16-2006, 03:08 PM

how much did you pay?


  
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Default 06-16-2006, 03:15 PM

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how much did you pay?
15.95 forgot my coupon for 20% off at borders cry:


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Default 06-17-2006, 12:07 AM

LMAO... Def will pick it up.
  
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Default 06-17-2006, 12:16 AM

nice

whats with these asshole bloggers cashing in on books nowadays? well i guess theyre making a real living off the writing they do anyway, looks like tucker max started something
  
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Default 06-17-2006, 10:32 AM

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nice

whats with these asshole bloggers cashing in on books nowadays? well i guess theyre making a real living off the writing they do anyway, looks like tucker max started something
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entri ... .phtml#278


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Default 06-17-2006, 02:04 PM

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Default 06-17-2006, 02:12 PM

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nice

whats with these asshole bloggers cashing in on books nowadays? well i guess theyre making a real living off the writing they do anyway, looks like tucker max started something
LOL. While that story was predictable as hell, and usually overdone, it was still good.
  
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