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Default meet me in the cornfield at 3:00 you.....Bitch! - 07-09-2006, 12:33 PM

[quote:443ab]HANOI, Vietnam - After nearly two decades of ridicule, a Vietnamese father has agreed to change his son's name from "Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred."

The unfortunate moniker, translated from Vietnamese, represents the 6,500 dong, the local currency, that Mai Xuan Can was forced to pay for ignoring Vietnam's two-child policy.

In a fit of anger, Can in 1987 named his newborn son Mai Phat Sau Nghin Ruoi, said Dai Cuong village chief Nguyen Huy Thuong.

In 1999, local government officials tried to persuade Can to change the name because classmates constantly teased the boy at school in central Quang Nam province.

But Can, a former People's Committee official, refused to back down, Thuong said.

They appealed to him again recently, and this time it worked.

"I told him that as his son is growing up, he should have another name _ not that weird name _ and he finally agreed," Thuong said.

The son, now 19, is now Mai Hoang Long, which means "Golden Dragon."

Vietnam, with a population of 83 million, applied tight family planning measures until recently to keep couples from having more than two children[/quote:443ab]

lol, thats messed up
  
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Default Re: meet me in the cornfield at 3:00 you.....Bitch! - 07-09-2006, 12:37 PM

[quote:ea51d]6,500 dong[/quote:ea51d]
  
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Default 07-09-2006, 01:45 PM

wtf @ this thread title. oOo:



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Default 07-09-2006, 03:13 PM

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Default 07-09-2006, 03:14 PM

Im gonna move to vietnam so I can Pay for everything with all the dong in my pants


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Default 07-09-2006, 06:26 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":794bc]
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[/quote:794bc]i figure they dont have flag poles in the front of schools in vietnam.. calmdown:
  
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That would blow being named 6500 dongs.
  
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00000.174 dong ftw
  
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Fuck, thats a harsh exchange rate.
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 08:32 AM

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thats fine as long as no one gets "short changed"
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 08:55 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":be727]
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thats fine as long as no one gets "short changed"[/quote:be727]

shit...if were payin in dongs I would be the richest man alive


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