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Default MY FACE! - 07-25-2006, 09:41 PM

Feels like its on fire. I put a layer of Clearasil Complete Active Night Gel on my face to help control a recent breakout. It has caused an intense burning sensation on my cheeks, chin, and nose. Anyone with experience of this product, is this normal? Or shouldI be going to the ER to preserve my boyish good looks?

Also, as I type this, a mild tingling sensation has arisen around my cheeks.

Please do not treat this like a joke, I am terrified.
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:41 PM

ask your mommy instead of people on the internet that make fun of you 24/7.


  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:44 PM

lol puberty
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:44 PM

lol herpes



  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:45 PM

its 4 am, I didnt want to go to a doctor unless absolutely necesary, and I didnt know where to turn where I could find people of such wide experience. Its getting worse, please, take this seriosuly
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:47 PM

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its 4 am, I didnt want to go to a doctor unless absolutely necesary, and I didnt know where to turn where I could find people of such wide experience. Its getting worse, please, take this seriosuly
no, its actually 8 pm where I live. WRONG



  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:48 PM

1) i dont believe it's as bad as you say
2) stop being a drama queen
3) why post this if it's a bad as you say
4) as if anyone here would give you "positive" advice on how to rid it off your face, if anything they'd make it 100 times worse.
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:54 PM

Slit your wrist then spread the blood on your face. Its an antigen against the major chemical in clearasil. The woosy light headed feeling afterward is normal, the best course of action is to take pain killers and try to get some sleep. If your not tired take sleeping pills, the more the better. Also to keep those wrist wounds clean place a wet cotton rag on them while you sleep, it will help them close up better.
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 09:56 PM

my point exactly
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 10:08 PM

One time I put Sportscream on a sore joint, then I forgot to wash my hands and the next time I went to take a piss I almost burned my cock off.
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 10:10 PM

Put Icy Hot on your balls. That will cure it.
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 10:12 PM

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ask your mommy instead of people on the internet that make fun of you 24/7.
lol.
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 10:14 PM

You mistook the anal lube for clearasil again. spank:


By any chance did you "shave" before slapping this shit on...assuming you do shave that is.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 10:59 PM

[quote="dr nein":4583d]Put Icy Hot on your balls. That will cure it.[/quote:4583d]lol


  
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Default 07-25-2006, 11:02 PM

washing your face didnt work? maybe you had some kind of reaction to it or something
  
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