Have you ever needed to call the emergency services?

Mr.Buttocks · **Have you ever needed to call the emergency services? -** 07-27-2006, 09:46 AM

TELL US YOUR STORY.

harpua · 07-27-2006, 09:47 AM

my brother did when i was like 5. i ate a bottle of flintstone vitamins.

got rushed to teh hospital and got my stomach pumped.

ah the memories.

CoMaToSe · 07-27-2006, 09:52 AM

I once got accidentally stabbed in the foot with a paint scraper. Almot lost 3 toes that day. It was fucked up, hit and went in right beneath the toes where they meet the foot. Big blood spot on the wall where it shot out.

Nyck · 07-27-2006, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

I once got accidentally stabbed in the foot with a paint scraper. Almot lost 3 toes that day. It was fucked up, hit and went in right beneath the toes where they meet the foot. Big blood spot on the wall where it shot out.

That was no accident, they were going for your neck

CoMaToSe · 07-27-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyck

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

I once got accidentally stabbed in the foot with a paint scraper. Almot lost 3 toes that day. It was fucked up, hit and went in right beneath the toes where they meet the foot. Big blood spot on the wall where it shot out.

That was no accident, they were going for your neck

she was holding it out. I wasnt lookng and swung my foot into it.

Jin-Roh · 07-27-2006, 11:17 AM

ummmmm... i didn't NEED to.. but i did because i was like 5 years old and didn't know any better...

CoMaToSe · 07-27-2006, 11:23 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":8e06a]ummmmm... i didn't NEED to.. but i did because i was like 5 years old and didn't know any better...[/quote:8e06a]
I detect an amusing childhood anecdote...

Bucknub · 07-27-2006, 11:29 AM

The element in our stove broke somehow and was shooting sparks out

my mother called 911 and a fucking Fire truck came down our street blaring their sirens

the rest of my family all had a good laugh that day and will never let my mom forget what she did. lol dumb woman

gtboys34 · 07-27-2006, 11:49 AM

speaking of fires, we( stepbrothers, bro) once burned down our neighbors shack. We were trying to reach these pet dogs that we had "raised" that were stuck underneath some old branches and leaf's. Well someone just happened to have some styrofoam (you know the kind that comes in those roses at the grocery store). anyways, one of them lit the thing to try to get the pups to come out from the other side of the shack but umm, all the leafs caught fire. Nuff said, hard to say what happened next hake:

CoMaToSe · 07-27-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34

speaking of fires, we( stepbrothers, bro) once burned down our neighbors shack. We were trying to reach these pet dogs that we had "raised" that were stuck underneath some old branches and leaf's. Well someone just happened to have some styrofoam (you know the kind that comes in those roses at the grocery store). anyways, one of them lit the thing to try to get the pups to come out from the other side of the shack but umm, all the leafs caught fire. Nuff said, hard to say what happened next hake:

ONLY IN THE GHETTO!

Coleman · 07-27-2006, 11:53 AM

When i was about 8 or so, my nose was bleeding during church (it was a mass that we went over to during the day since I was at a catholic school). I went back over to the school to try to stop it bleeding, but it didn't want to stop. I lost a shit load of blood so they called the ambulence. I got to the hospital and they cotorized (sp?) the blood vessels in my nose. It still bleeds sometimes, but not nearly as much as it used to.

Johnj · 07-27-2006, 11:54 AM

I had some people shooting at my house in St.Joseph MO one time. I called the police (there was no 911 in 1977) who showed up about 20 minutes later. Cop told me he wasn't paid enough to protect people like me. I was like WTF dude. Now I take care of myself.

hellfire: cool:

guarnere · 07-27-2006, 12:12 PM

I called 911 cos there was a cow on interstate 81 laying under an overpass...

CoMaToSe · 07-27-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman

When i was about 8 or so, my nose was bleeding during church (it was a mass that we went over to during the day since I was at a catholic school). I went back over to the school to try to stop it bleeding, but it didn't want to stop. I lost a shit load of blood so they called the ambulence. I got to the hospital and they cotorized (sp?) the blood vessels in my nose. It still bleeds sometimes, but not nearly as much as it used to.

cauterized. So they just burnt the bloodvessels in your nose? Does that effect how it works? It obviously hasnt affected growthb biggrin:

CoMaToSe · 07-27-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnj

I had some people shooting at my house in St.Joseph MO one time. I called the police (there was no 911 in 1977) who showed up about 20 minutes later. Cop told me he wasn't paid enough to protect people like me. I was like WTF dude. Now I take care of myself.

hellfire: cool:

what did he mean by taht?