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Default THROAT PUNCH/NUT KICK - 08-24-2006, 08:08 PM

NO PROBLEM

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11562 ... No_Problem

wtf at punched in the neck in all 4 directions


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Default 08-24-2006, 08:18 PM

yeah, imagine if the neck punches actually went through and hurt the dude...he would have been dead easily ed:


  
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Default 08-24-2006, 08:27 PM

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Default 08-24-2006, 08:43 PM

thats bullshit white people have no extreme powers they're just sucking it in, if i hit him in the face he wouldnt suck it in
  
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Default 08-24-2006, 08:45 PM

bet they go in the back after its all over and start crying
  
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Default 08-24-2006, 09:01 PM

This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win!
  
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Default 08-24-2006, 09:03 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":12f92]This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win![/quote:12f92]reason #457 for me to stay away from alochol.


  
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This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win!
reason #457 for me to stay away from alochol.[/quote:da0ee]

Whores doing me, reason #1 to drink.
  
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[quote="Airborne Butters":5e573][quote=Coleman]
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This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win!
reason #457 for me to stay away from alochol.[/quote:5e573]

Whores doing me, reason #1 to drink.[/quote:5e573]ah gotta love those whores. and I guess it is true that you can only get ass (disgusting I might add) when the girl is drunk. gg.


  
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This actually reminds me of a little fight story. In my drunken adventures some kid at a party, about my age, started saying shit to me and all that. The kid pushed me and his friends quickly broke it up. As me and my buddy are walking twoards his car the kid kept talking so I told him to come here and we'll finish it. Just as I said that this dude's gorilla of a brother came up. As soon as I saw him I was reminded of a story that my friends dad told me about his basic training in the Marines in the 60's. All I was thinking about was "fuck it I'm kicking this fucker in the nuts as hard as I can!" Just as I was about to lift my foot up, my friend came out of nowhere like fucking Goldberg and speared the dude in the back and started wailing on the back of his head! Was the craziest shit I ever saw. After that all hell broke loose and fist and feet were flying.

Point is, if you're in a street fight, punch that fucker in the nuts as hard as you can. You're in a fight to win!
reason #457 for me to stay away from alochol.
Whores doing me, reason #1 to drink.[/quote:3e628]ah gotta love those whores. and I guess it is true that you can only get ass (disgusting I might add) when the girl is drunk. gg.[/quote:3e628]

Going with what works! beer:

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Default 08-24-2006, 09:11 PM

You are one messed up child.


  
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Default 08-24-2006, 09:21 PM

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You are one messed up child.
Extremely. But I'm not like getting doing em while they're unconcious or anything. Most of the time they're buzzed and they'll throw their inhibitions into the wind. Other times I'm the one that's drunk and I throw on some magical drunk charm, still figuring that one out, and hit on them while they're sober. Mostly luck.
  
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Default 08-24-2006, 09:30 PM

[img]http://hcs.calpoly.edu/peerhealth/alcohol/images/Pictures/Date-Rape.jpg[/img]


  
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Default 08-24-2006, 09:32 PM

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