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Default fzck yo phone - 09-20-2006, 06:14 PM

http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/5626 ... ents_Phone


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Default 09-20-2006, 06:26 PM

Wow, what a dick, but ROFL at the awkward snickers right before he slams it and then the immediate silence afterwards. I'm surprised the student who owned the phone didn't lash out at him. I know I would have. True, true, you're supposed to turn off your fucking phone, and I completely understand the fact that these professors (this guy wasn't a professor, but he still has to take the time to do the research) don't want them ringing during a lecture. After all, these professors spend an absurd amount of time doing research to bring forth a credible lecture, but destruction of another one's property is NEVER a solution. That guy should get in trouble for doing that shit.
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 06:28 PM

I'm pretty sure that was a fake "skit" that the professor did the first day of class to be funny and make a point about cell phone usage in his class eek:


  
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Default 09-20-2006, 06:30 PM

id hope...yhelothar lemme answer my phone in class and talk on it


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Default 09-20-2006, 07:15 PM

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Default 09-20-2006, 07:23 PM

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You'd be amazed at the number of Sorostitutes here that do just that. Inconsiderate cunts. annoy:
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 07:55 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7528f]
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id hope...yhelothar lemme answer my phone in class and talk on it
You'd be amazed at the number of Sorostitutes here that do just that. Inconsiderate cunts. annoy:[/quote:7528f]


Id shove my cock in their mouth rather than break their phone.

LETS SEE YOU GOSSIP ON YOUR PINK RAZR WITH A MOUTHFUL OF DONG


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Default 09-20-2006, 08:08 PM

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id hope...yhelothar lemme answer my phone in class and talk on it
You'd be amazed at the number of Sorostitutes here that do just that. Inconsiderate cunts. annoy:

Id shove my cock in their mouth rather than break their phone.

LETS SEE YOU GOSSIP ON YOUR PINK RAZR WITH A MOUTHFUL OF DONG[/quote:586c7]

They can still text message.
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 08:09 PM

ROFL. ANd you're right....pink Razr. Always pink Razr. oOo:

And while you're walking across campus, expect to see 3/4 girls at any given time to be talking on their cell phones. Honestly. One day I mentioned something about it to a friend and told him to just observe the percentage of girls talking on phones. We walked past this large group of Sorostitutes (15-20) and, sure enough, about 75% were on their cell phones. Now you would think you would socialize with the people you are walking with, but no. These people HAVE to look important by always talking on their phone, making sure that people know that they are cool as they ask how crazy the party was last night, or who broke up with who, etc...

I hate that shit. With a passion. What's worse is you see the Frat Fucks doing it too. A much smaller percent, mind you, but still roughly 40-50%. Any man that talks on a cell phone for reasons other than the necessities should turn in his man card and have a vaginal transplant.
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:57 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":2a69f]ROFL. ANd you're right....pink Razr. Always pink Razr. oOo:

And while you're walking across campus, expect to see 3/4 girls at any given time to be talking on their cell phones. Honestly. One day I mentioned something about it to a friend and told him to just observe the percentage of girls talking on phones. We walked past this large group of Sorostitutes (15-20) and, sure enough, about 75% were on their cell phones. Now you would think you would socialize with the people you are walking with, but no. These people HAVE to look important by always talking on their phone, making sure that people know that they are cool as they ask how crazy the party was last night, or who broke up with who, etc...

I hate that shit. With a passion. What's worse is you see the Frat Fucks doing it too. A much smaller percent, mind you, but still roughly 40-50%. Any man that talks on a cell phone for reasons other than the necessities should turn in his man card and have a vaginal transplant.[/quote:2a69f]
I think you should care less about other people and worry about yourself beer:


  
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Default 09-20-2006, 11:37 PM

ya'll already know what i would've done
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 11:41 PM

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ya'll already know what i would've done
post about it?


  
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Default 09-21-2006, 01:07 AM

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Default 09-21-2006, 01:22 AM

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ya'll already know what i would've done
nothing, because you can't afford a cell phone, let alone the bills. Now that's a true gangsta happy:


  
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