Speak with God! -
10-09-2006, 01:44 AM
Click [url=http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html:4ec1c]here[/url:4ec1c] to have your very own conversation with the big guy above.
Here's how my conversation went:
[quote:4ec1c]Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mikey
God:
That's a very nice name, mikey.
Me:
damn right
God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
yo mama
God:
Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
duh?
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
/smacks forehead
God:
I can't believe it's that obvious.
Me:
you're sprung aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sprung.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really.
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
you think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
wanna get drunk?
God:
OK, I will get drunk.
Me:
sweet!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
that wasn't a compliment
God:
What was it?
Me:
...
God:
What was it?
Me:
you stink[/quote:4ec1c]Fun stuff. (Sprung is an Admin at the forum I moderate, in case you guys were wondering who that was I mentioned...) So, what's your conversation with the lord like?[quote:4ec1c][/quote:4ec1c]
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