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Default Breathing Problems - 10-30-2006, 10:44 PM

Okay, here's my problem, summed up:
The last few weeks I've had trouble getting enough air down. The last few days its gotten really bad, I can barely breathe at times. I stop breathing at night and wake up in a panic. I feel like I have something in my throat, almost like I got punched in the neck.

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Pre-empt: I hope you die.
Lol fatass
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Default 10-30-2006, 10:49 PM

The sleep thing sounds like a psychological thing. You aren't really not breathing, you only think you are.

I used to get that.


  
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Default 10-30-2006, 10:49 PM

I hope you die fatass.

i simply combined your pre-empts.


Also, be less of a fatass, problem solved.
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 10:54 PM

your smoking has caught up with you

emphysema?


  
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Default 10-30-2006, 10:55 PM

go to the doctor, dumbass.
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 10:59 PM

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go to the doctor, dumbass.
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 11:01 PM

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go to the doctor, dumbass.
ya, its probably just your roommates stuffing their cocks down your throat when you sleep.

no biggie.


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Default 10-30-2006, 11:01 PM

lol fatass
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 11:03 PM

asthma pre-symptoms maybe? Do you wheeze at all while breathing?
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 11:06 PM

any mushroom stamps on your neck? maybe your roommates are cock beating your throat at night as well.


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Default 10-30-2006, 11:19 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":d044d]asthma pre-symptoms maybe? Do you wheeze at all while breathing?[/quote:d044d]

[quote:d044d]WEDNESDAY, Oct. 25 (HealthDay News) - Being overweight increases the odds you'll be misdiagnosed as having asthma when other problems are actually to blame for shortness of breath or wheezing.

That's the conclusion of a new study that was to be presented Monday at the American College of Chest Physicians annual meeting, in Salt Lake City. Researchers found about 60 percent of overweight people diagnosed with asthma actually didn't have the lung disease. [/quote:d044d]

Get with the times, man.
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 11:21 PM

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Default 10-30-2006, 11:27 PM

[quote="dr nein":ad2d6][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ad2d6]asthma pre-symptoms maybe? Do you wheeze at all while breathing?[/quote:ad2d6]

[quote:ad2d6]WEDNESDAY, Oct. 25 (HealthDay News) - Being overweight increases the odds you'll be misdiagnosed as having asthma when other problems are actually to blame for shortness of breath or wheezing.

That's the conclusion of a new study that was to be presented Monday at the American College of Chest Physicians annual meeting, in Salt Lake City. Researchers found about 60 percent of overweight people diagnosed with asthma actually didn't have the lung disease. [/quote:ad2d6]

Get with the times, man.[/quote:ad2d6]

Well fuck my ass Dr. Doogie Howser. biggrin:
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 11:31 PM

[quote="dr nein":bc068][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":bc068]asthma pre-symptoms maybe? Do you wheeze at all while breathing?[/quote:bc068]

[quote:bc068]WEDNESDAY, Oct. 25 (HealthDay News) - Being overweight increases the odds you'll be misdiagnosed as having asthma when other problems are actually to blame for shortness of breath or wheezing.

That's the conclusion of a new study that was to be presented Monday at the American College of Chest Physicians annual meeting, in Salt Lake City. Researchers found about 60 percent of overweight people diagnosed with asthma actually didn't have the lung disease. [/quote:bc068]

Get with the times, man.[/quote:bc068]
In all seriousness, despite the fact that they continue to bring it into conversation, Im actually not fat anymore. And I can feel something, its like a swelling constriction in my throat. When I drink stuff, it usualy gets a bit better. Im going to see the doctor first thing after class tommorrow
  
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Default 10-30-2006, 11:57 PM

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go to the doctor, dumbass.

Coma, sometimes you venture too deep into the "knucklehead" arena. Sometimes i think you do it just for the attention.


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