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Default Tony is jacking off hard - 11-06-2006, 10:55 AM

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Default 11-06-2006, 11:02 AM

28,000 calories a day. ed:
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 11:07 AM

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Default 11-06-2006, 11:32 AM

55 ed: ed: ed: she looks like she's 40 at most



  
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Default 11-06-2006, 11:44 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ce49e]55 ed: ed: ed: she looks like she's 40 at most[/quote:ce49e]

Maybe even 38?
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 11:49 AM

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Default 11-06-2006, 11:54 AM

I just talked to his sister on Messenger; Tony's in the shower jacking off right now.
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 11:56 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8545d]28,000 calories a day. ed:[/quote:8545d]

That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 12:04 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4e5ce][quote="Mr.Buttocks":4e5ce]28,000 calories a day. ed:[/quote:4e5ce]

That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:4e5ce]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:


  
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Default 11-06-2006, 12:07 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e317c]I just talked to his sister on Messenger; Tony's in the shower jacking off right now.[/quote:e317c]

did she mention me? rock:


  
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Default 11-06-2006, 12:42 PM

i'd fuck her. then i wouldnt call her back


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Default 11-06-2006, 12:46 PM

[quote=Arch][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":30ad8]
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28,000 calories a day. ed:
That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:30ad8]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:30ad8]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...
  
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Default 11-06-2006, 12:51 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0e0f9][quote=Arch][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":0e0f9]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":0e0f9
28,000 calories a day. ed:
That's either a typo, or a huge exaggeration. It's impossible to consume 28,000 calories per day.[/quote:0e0f9]

you can do it, but one day. Everyday sounds like a freaking exaggeration oOo:[/quote:0e0f9]

Doubtful. Even if her maintenance (i.e. calorie burning activities) was 2,500 cals which it was probably a little lower... she would be gaining 7.2lbs a day on 28,000 calories.

If you ate nothing but sirloin steak it would take roughly 33 lbs to consume 28,000 calories. Steak is a less calorie dense food than things like butter, ice cream, potato chips, mashed potatos, etc...[/quote:0e0f9]

true, but still, she's a cow lol.


  
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