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Default resistence fall of man review (ps3) - 11-11-2006, 05:16 PM

http://streamingmovies.ign.com/ps3/arti ... owwide.wmv

Not bad looking, not a patch on gears (graphically) but can't expect it to be for a release game




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Default 11-11-2006, 05:18 PM

Honestly I think that game looks like one of the worst for the PS3.
  
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Default 11-11-2006, 05:26 PM

any word on what Rockstar is coming out with on the PS3?
  
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Default 11-11-2006, 05:28 PM

Prolly gta year 2300 where as an arthritic pensioner you run about "jackin" hover cars and attacking people with your walking frame while shouting insults such as "back in my day..etc etc"

Bonus games include a minigame of find the false teeth, trying to hire a whore but having first to find some viagra and trying to make it to the toilet on time before you shit yourself.




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Default 11-11-2006, 06:09 PM

Game looks like crap, imo.
  
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Default 11-11-2006, 06:13 PM

http://pc.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/2006/1111/ps3.htm

Inside the ps3.


Suprised so many people have said resistence looks like crap (on multiple forums), that was one of sonys big release titles. ed:




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Suprised so many people have said resistence looks like crap (on multiple forums), that was one of sonys big release titles. ed:
I'm not at all. "OH LOOK ANOTHER CONSOLE FPS GAME WOOT!!"

Console FPS games are fucking ass. Unless consoles get smart and make a keybord/mouse compatibility with console FPS games, they will continue to suck cock. You just can't have fun with a console FPS game when the fucking controller is so gay that it takes 5 seconds just to get the crosshairs on a small target 100 yards away.
  
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Default 11-11-2006, 06:32 PM

its all about training. I have no issue with console shooters, and Ive played a few. I lol'd at the video calling 'a shotgun that fires either one or BOTH BARRELS' (HL) and 'a rifle that will trackn your initial shot!' (quake 4, halo, goldeneye?) 'innovative' rolleyes:

I mean, it looks okay, but the level design reminds me of HL2 (ALIEN TECH ON OLD ARCHETECTURE!!!!)
  
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Default 11-11-2006, 06:38 PM

You really think this title isnt going to sell gangbusters (well technically - or logically - the most it would sell is 500K)? Cmon.
  
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Default 11-12-2006, 01:40 AM

RomeTW is the fucking greatest game ever
  
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Default 11-12-2006, 02:55 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":cdc41]
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Suprised so many people have said resistence looks like crap (on multiple forums), that was one of sonys big release titles. ed:
I'm not at all. "OH LOOK ANOTHER CONSOLE FPS GAME WOOT!!"

Console FPS games are fucking ass. Unless consoles get smart and make a keybord/mouse compatibility with console FPS games, they will continue to suck cock. You just can't have fun with a console FPS game when the fucking controller is so gay that it takes 5 seconds just to get the crosshairs on a small target 100 yards away.[/quote:cdc41]

I kinda agree. But not really. CoD3 is fun even if bashing is more effective than shooting.
  
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Default 11-12-2006, 11:17 PM

[quote="TGB!":bc486]You really think this title isnt going to sell gangbusters (well technically - or logically - the most it would sell is 500K)? Cmon.[/quote:bc486]

Did somebody insult sony playstaion?!?!?!

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Default 11-12-2006, 11:20 PM

That's TGB? Holy fuck, I always imagined him as the guy in his previous avatar...
  
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Default 11-12-2006, 11:22 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a1598]That's TGB? Holy fuck, I always imagined him as the guy in his previous avatar...[/quote:a1598]
Pyro?
  
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Default 11-12-2006, 11:38 PM

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