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View Poll Results: Which Gift?
Moo Mixer 2 15.38%
Desktop Liquid Dispenser 0 0%
Airzooka 10 76.92%
Other (Please Specify) 1 7.69%
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Default Secret Santa - 12-01-2006, 10:13 AM

Need opinions on some gifts for a Secret Santa exchange we're having at work.. Thinking of these:

[url=http://www.mrstiggywinkles.ca/shopbycategory/displayproduct.asp?ID=s68.85:cd7e4]Moo Mixer[/url:cd7e4]

[url=http://www.thesourcecc.com/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=Office+Gadgets&product= 6118225:cd7e4]Desktop Water Dispenser[/url:cd7e4]

[url=http://www.mrstiggywinkles.ca/shopbycategory/displayproduct.asp?ID=s66.1455:cd7e4]Airzooka[/url:cd7e4]

I'm thinking AIRZOOKA!

I was gonna order shit from ThinkGeek.com but I would get ass raped with shipping and duty.


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Default 12-01-2006, 10:15 AM

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^^ ftw

Ive tried one of those airzooka things before, pretty weird feeling when you get hit by it.




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Default 12-01-2006, 10:20 AM

airzooka sounds fun, we do that too there is a $25 dollar limit and the girls name I pulled wants gift certs to a movie complex
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 10:23 AM

I think if I get a dude's name, I'll get the Airzooka. Otherwise, I might go for one of the other two...prolly the water dispenser.


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Default 12-01-2006, 10:24 AM

the airzooka is badass. Especially if you get yourself and dont tell anyone
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 11:02 AM

get the airzooka mang! I have 2 of them got em for 4.50 a piece at the halloween store 50% off

I love pwning my cats with it. Its really cool when you stand far away you can literally here the air coming at you.

I think im getting the mini water cooler for my wife


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Default 12-01-2006, 12:12 PM

lol, we're doing a secret santa exchange here at SMC. Since were college students and dont have to abide by office rules, our gifts are a liiiittle different. I think our limit is like $20...and Im seriously considering giving the girl a dildo. I think it would be a good one, since she is extremely conservative and is the polar opposite to all of our friends.

*zoner, go to your local spencers if you have one. I see the airzookas in stock there all the time.
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 12:34 PM

ROFL one of my friends has an airzooka. He has this tiny dog as a pet and blasted that nugga in the face. The dog was standing at the edge of the staircase and started falling down the steps. Luckily she clung her claws into the carpet and only fell 2 steps down. I ROFL'd.
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 12:35 PM

shit in your coworkers drawers


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Default 12-01-2006, 12:40 PM

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lol, we're doing a secret santa exchange here at SMC. Since were college students and dont have to abide by office rules, our gifts are a liiiittle different. I think our limit is like $20...and Im seriously considering giving the girl a dildo. I think it would be a good one, since she is extremely conservative and is the polar opposite to all of our friends.
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Default 12-01-2006, 01:12 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":6dda6]shit in your coworkers drawers[/quote:6dda6]
I want to give them something I don't give them every Thursday anyway.


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Default 12-01-2006, 02:45 PM

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lol, we're doing a secret santa exchange here at SMC. Since were college students and dont have to abide by office rules, our gifts are a liiiittle different. I think our limit is like $20...and Im seriously considering giving the girl a dildo. I think it would be a good one, since she is extremely conservative and is the polar opposite to all of our friends.
Can you say Sexual Harrasment suit?
its college, there is no sexual harassment, only drunkenness
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 02:57 PM

what do I have to do with feeding penguins?
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 03:05 PM

Fleshlight


  
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Default 12-01-2006, 06:36 PM

lmfao, fleshlight, fuck yeah

I got an airzooka for my little sister's birthday, they're funner than fuck for light stuff, I knocked the cereal box over w/ it and I get a kick out of shooting my dog, cause she actually enjoys it
  
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