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Default Gf1 x-mas...it's that time again - 12-02-2006, 05:27 PM

Lookout for these gifts from Arkan

Zone: What do you get a guy who almost has it all? [url=http://money.cnn.com/popups/2006/consumer/neiman_marcus/index.html:1ce9e]This[/url:1ce9e]
Nyck: A new [url=https://my.estoresnw.com/kap/ProductImages/C-toilet-computer-C.jpg:1ce9e]commode[/url:1ce9e] for the home
Gerv:A new computer[url=http://pointlessbutcool.com/gadgets/usb_missile_rocket_launcher:1ce9e]gadget[/url:1ce9e]he probably doesn't have
Milla: A wedding cake [url=http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/barbie%20and%20ken.jpg:1ce9e]topper[/url:1ce9e]. You know he's gonna marry her.
Trip:A College scholarship at this fine[url=http://www.marijuanagrowing.com/cannabiscollege.jpg:1ce9e]institution[/url:1ce9e]
Pyri:A freelance writing position[url=http://www.godhatesamerica.com/index.html:1ce9e]here[/url:1ce9e]
Anti: High tech [url=http://www.daniellearnaud.com/images/Alison%20Jones%20Woman%20Breaking%20Cardboard%20Bo x.jpg:1ce9e]concealment[/url:1ce9e] for photographing street bums
Buck: Something needs to be done about your [url=http://www.insuremeblog.com/insurance/flowbee.jpg:1ce9e]hair[/url:1ce9e]
Fluffy: A box of [url=http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11241230/Color_Condoms.jpg:1ce9e]these[/url:1ce9e] for his worldly travels
Coma: Now that you have a g/f, you'll need [url=http://www.myhappylove.com/ama/dating_dating-tips_0595136958.jpg:1ce9e]this[/url:1ce9e]
Akuma: 2 tickets to see [url=http://www.ilcancello.com/HorrorLive/FOTO/13marzo2004darkfuneral/Dark%20Funeral%202.JPG:1ce9e]them[/url:1ce9e] on Mothers day
Maple: A nice [url=http://www.booktrail.com/Video_SelfDefense/Winning%20A%20Street%20Knife%20Fight.jpg:1ce9e]book[/url:1ce9e] to relax to
Madmartagen: A new name, yours is too long
Gtboys: Brothas' can't have enough [url=http://www.findcoolclothes.com/products/large_photos/hitopskullsneaker.jpg:1ce9e]kicks[/url:1ce9e]
Duffy: I'm buying him an hour with a [url=http://mechapixel.com/slags/329/2285EyAN.jpg:1ce9e]hoe[/url:1ce9e]. Don't waste it Duff
Himmler: [url=http://www.starfire.tv/nothing.jpg:1ce9e]Nothing[/url:1ce9e]....you have it all already !
TGB: A nice [url=http://www.bookladder.com/catalog/images/1413712053.jpg:1ce9e]book[/url:1ce9e] for you
Blitz: A [url=http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/reviews/wrobinson/Images/robinson3-14-1.jpg:1ce9e]poster[/url:1ce9e] for your room
Jakke: A new [url=http://www.aues21.dsl.pipex.com/images/metalKazoo.jpg:1ce9e]instrument[/url:1ce9e] for you......and NO, you don't smoke from it !
Simo: A guide for [url=http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1931841721.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg:1ce9e]you[/url:1ce9e] ......because it's the Jews fault
Jotun: A new [url=http://www.jerseypride.com/images/nj_tattoos/christian_c_400.jpg:1ce9e]Tattoo[/url:1ce9e]
Coleman: A [url=http://punto-informatico.it/community/foto/4035.jpg:1ce9e]poster[/url:1ce9e] for your dorm room
elstatec: What else did you [url=http://www.whitelab.it/images/MUCCONA/nutella.jpg:1ce9e]expect[/url:1ce9e]? Yes, the cow is included.
KTOG: You needed [url=http://www.k5.com/images/products/OAKLEY/S/RAZORBLADES_CLR.jpg:1ce9e]these[/url:1ce9e] years ago
Chronic Diahrrea: Something for your [url=http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/10706/200.jpg:1ce9e]problem[/url:1ce9e]
Bean: You're such a hard guy to shop for so.......take [url=http://travel.discovery.com/fansites/jrmia/goods/gallery/twinkies.jpg:1ce9e]these[/url:1ce9e]
Johnj: You're getting up in age so you may need [url=http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/P1152644a.jpg:1ce9e]this[/url:1ce9e]. Don't worry, i'll even throw in [url=http://www.wwwin.com/covers/canjitsu.jpg:1ce9e]this[/url:1ce9e] video
Ninty: [url=http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/e3/0f/90_1.JPG:1ce9e]Something[/url:1ce9e] for your desk
Judas: Something tells me this is a late [url=http://www.hide-real-ip.com/images/pi/ncbox_175x228.jpg:1ce9e]present[/url:1ce9e]
Poseiden: Figured you'd like [url=http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/129638655_c3d9b4e1e8.jpg:1ce9e]this[/url:1ce9e]
Unknown Sniper: [url=http://www.timewarptoys.com/ld1.jpg:1ce9e]These[/url:1ce9e] can be fun
Punky: I'll help you with [url=http://www.sugarandspice.co.nz/store/images/2989-th.jpg:1ce9e]it[/url:1ce9e]
Miscguy: For the [url=http://pics.livejournal.com/daemonwyrm/pic/0000pd4s/s320x240:1ce9e]office[/url:1ce9e]
Tystnad: [url=http://www.ninedirect.com/skin/white/rubix.jpg:1ce9e]This[/url:1ce9e] should keep you busy until x-mas comes
Forte: For starting this [url=http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1152040/2/istockphoto_1152040_gold_medal.jpg:1ce9e]tradition[/url:1ce9e]
Sgt>Stackem: Sometimes a guy needs an extra [url=http://files.myopera.com/brajendu/albums/77012/thumbs/BabySitter.jpg_thumb.jpg:1ce9e]hand[/url:1ce9e] with the kids


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Default 12-02-2006, 05:29 PM

Lol...well God must hate America if he allowed some like like Bush to become president...


  
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Default 12-02-2006, 05:31 PM

so what did santa Arkan gave me?


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Default 12-02-2006, 05:35 PM

Ok thanks
  
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Default 12-02-2006, 05:36 PM

ya... i'm not surprised...



  
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Default 12-02-2006, 05:36 PM

arkan rocks at presents


thanks dude!


  
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Default 12-02-2006, 05:40 PM

i believe this is a better present for Duffy
[img]http://fleshlight.fleshlight-store.com/fleshlight.jpg[/img]


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Default 12-02-2006, 05:40 PM

I'm gay dude
  
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Default 12-02-2006, 05:43 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":aa778]I'm gay dude[/quote:aa778]

[img]http://www.erozone.fr/images/products/fleshlight-butt.jpg[/img]



  
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Default 12-02-2006, 05:45 PM

pwned biggrin:


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Default 12-02-2006, 05:57 PM

lolkan


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Default 12-02-2006, 06:09 PM

rofl that was awesome.


  
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Default 12-02-2006, 06:32 PM

haha, cool gift biggrin:


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Default 12-02-2006, 06:41 PM

What do I get?
  
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Default 12-02-2006, 06:49 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b5704]What do I get?[/quote:b5704]

plzdie:



  
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