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Default Exam Questions: Do You Know The Answer! - 02-25-2007, 04:25 PM

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Heres an essay for shits and giggles.

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I think we have all been here at some point in our lives. I know I have, and you get angry - you get pissed off - you get fucking frustrated because you KNOW the teacher didnt cover this shit. . .or you studied to much (again the instructors fault) and that one bit of information that made all the large information make sense got pushed out cause you memorized some useless fucking information that only appears on ONE FUCKING QUESTION on the exam, despite your instructor EXPLICITLY saying "study this". . .

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Default 02-25-2007, 04:34 PM

lol @ first one
  
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Default 02-25-2007, 04:36 PM

funny thing is by reading some of those answers...techically he answered the question...it is the teachers fault for making it vague


  
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Default 02-25-2007, 04:39 PM

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What the hell is the first word in red?
  
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Default 02-25-2007, 04:42 PM

it's Jason but the fag teacher writes with a lisp.
  
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Default 02-25-2007, 04:47 PM

lol i do the same thing when i have no clue on how to answer a question.
  
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Default 02-25-2007, 05:19 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":f49ad]it's Jason but the fag teacher writes with a lisp.[/quote:f49ad]

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Default 02-25-2007, 05:46 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":7a29c]it's Jason but the fag teacher writes with a lisp.[/quote:7a29c]

LMAO that explains it.
  
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Default 02-25-2007, 05:57 PM

Ive written essays kinda like that before... got an A
  
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what level math is this?



  
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Default 02-25-2007, 06:30 PM

I'm sure that graph one is my answer on my maths GCSE
  
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Default 02-25-2007, 07:32 PM

Haha yeah I've been in this situation in, oooh hmmm, every exam happy:


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Default 02-25-2007, 07:33 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d4cc6][img]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/eugenechay/math2.gif[/img]

what level math is this?[/quote:d4cc6]

That there is suicide math. It rarly studidied because its never actually used except in some teachers wet dream. And even in those dreams, all the students kill themselves. Teachers exsist for it simply because they passed a test that didnt include any of this math itself, and were handed the answer book written by Steven Hawking.
  
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Default 02-25-2007, 09:33 PM

i lol'ed at this one

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I remember giving fucked up answers sometimes but can't remember what i said. I do remember one time i spilled some spaghetti sauce on my homework. I circled the stain and wrote "Spaghetti sauce". I'm sure teachers see all sorts of fucked up things written by students.


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Default 02-26-2007, 05:18 PM

my math teacher ALWAYS says that someone did the "find x... here it is" thing on his test like 20 years ago...



  
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