Big sunglasses...WHY?

Nyck · **Big sunglasses...WHY? -** 03-20-2007, 08:54 AM

why do girls where these fucking retarded things

[img]http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/paris-hilton-shopping-beverly-hills-04.jpg[/img]

[img]http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/tara-reid-lunch-ivy-beverly-hills-01-thumb.jpg[/img]

[img]http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/lindsay-lohan-midtown-ny-01-thumb.jpg[/img]

[img]http://noninformation.wordpress.com/files/2006/08/richiehilton.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.mylivingtree.com/3695pic/855/CP793855.jpg[/img]

They seriously look retarded I swear its like giant bug eye, willy wonka shit

pretty soon they will just wear giant fucking tinted domes around their entire head and look like mysterio from SPiderman
[img]http://www.magpage.com/~spidey/FIGURES/images/photos/mysterio.jpg[/img]

geRV · 03-20-2007, 08:56 AM

Id assume older women wear them to cover the wrinkles around their eyes, pamela anderson almost always has a pair of these glued to her face.

As for young girls, fuck knows, might like looking like giant bugs.

Zoner · 03-20-2007, 08:56 AM

My guess is that celebrities wear them to hide their faces/bloodshot eyes from the paparazzi.

Average chicks wear them because they're idiots who look up to Paris Hilton. rolleyes:

Nyck · 03-20-2007, 08:59 AM

heres a shot of my buddy skyler wearing a pair that belong to a girl we work with. she is seriously like 5'1 and 100 lbs these things look gigantic on her face

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/Random/lawl.jpg[/img]

TGB! · 03-20-2007, 08:59 AM

Most people dont wear them. Just the people who dont live out in the middle of nowhere that do.

Carry on foreigners.

geRV · 03-20-2007, 09:00 AM

[quote="TGB!":b5455]Most people dont wear them. Just the people who dont live out in the middle of nowhere that do.

Carry on foreigners.[/quote:b5455]

oOo:

TGB! · 03-20-2007, 09:02 AM

What I mean, is its a fashion trend youre more likely to see on the west/east coasts of "the states" than anywhere else. . .not where a whole lot of nothing goes on - i.e. where Nyck lives.

Unknown_Sniper · 03-20-2007, 09:25 AM

I assume its to attract solar energy to heat their bodies. I mean they have no fat(cept that last chubby chick), they were almost nothing, and we'll, do you really care? all it means is you don't have to see all of their hideous faces.

Zoner · 03-20-2007, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck

heres a shot of my buddy skyler wearing a pair that belong to a girl we work with. she is seriously like 5'1 and 100 lbs these things look gigantic on her face

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/Random/lawl.jpg[/img]

I'm surprised he didn't spontaneously combust, but to the extreme clash between those glasses and the Dark Tranquility shirt. rock:

Eames · 03-20-2007, 09:32 AM

as long as their hot, i don't care what they wear.

Nyck · 03-20-2007, 09:41 AM

[quote="TGB!":ca3cc]What I mean, is its a fashion trend youre more likely to see on the west/east coasts of "the states" than anywhere else. . .not where a whole lot of nothing goes on - i.e. where Nyck lives.[/quote:ca3cc]
I see it everywhere
I work in ann arbor and live 20 minutes out of it and Detroit(which btw has twice the population of nutsackramento. ) Michigan rates as the 8th most populated state in the US and also work within walking distance of of of the 15 largest major universities in the united states. Yea I dont live in commiefornia or new yawk but I hardly live where "nothing goes on." dipshit.

Machette · 03-20-2007, 09:49 AM

I actually like the way they look...

geRV · 03-20-2007, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette

I actually like the way they look...

Too used to seeing porn stars wearing them to avoid the load hitting their eyes. biggrin:

TGB! · 03-20-2007, 10:52 AM

Does the Terminator live in your city? No? Then stfu. . .

Yea yea, twice the people - and twice the shit. At least I LIVE in the city, and dont claim it by proxy: "The highway I pass through on the way to the grocer is in detroit - REDWINGS BABY!"

As The Nazi said, so long as their hot - they can wear Michellen tires on their fucking necks. But, as you do live in-or-around the Detroit area, the "attractive female" thing Im sure isnt working out for ya.

Unknown_Sniper · 03-20-2007, 11:03 AM

[quote="TGB!":f25e2]Does the Terminator live in your city? No? Then stfu. . .

Yea yea, twice the people - and twice the shit. At least I LIVE in the city, and dont claim it by proxy: "The highway I pass through on the way to the grocer is in detroit - REDWINGS BABY!"

As The Nazi said, so long as their hot - they can wear Michellen tires on their fucking necks. But, as you do live in-or-around the Detroit area, the "attractive female" thing Im sure isnt working out for ya.[/quote:f25e2]
well he may not live in the "fashionable" part of the country, but I for one am a 20 year old male with raging hormones and the want and desires to have lots of sex. When I see those glasses I feel a bit of me die inside and I want to punch babies in the kidneys.