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Default need help - 04-13-2007, 04:45 AM

OK

I don't really have time to go into detail but you may remember last week I was with some black girlie having fun. Well I was wearing my work clothes & wasted & on that particular night I took the rubber & put it in the back of my suit pocket. Not something I'd usually do but I was completely wasted. Anyhoo as you can guess I left some girls house in a bit of hte hurry kus my parents called the police etc & in the process left my underpants behind & also completely forgot about the rubber.

So ya, now I'm at work & I've just sat down oOo:

My suit is starting to grease up, how do I get rid of the bunny love evidence in broad daylight in central London? fuckfuckfuck!

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Default 04-13-2007, 04:58 AM

Start a fire or threaten someone with a knife until the cops bring you new pants.
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 06:46 AM

[quote="dr nein":ce9ba]Start a fire or threaten someone with a knife until the cops bring you new pants.[/quote:ce9ba]


happy: never laffed so hard before.


  
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Default 04-13-2007, 07:03 AM

just tough it out...if someone looks at the stain and then at u, just say that it's not ur cum. gl
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 08:55 AM

Tell anyone who asks that you just got done fucking the hot intern in the bathroom.
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 08:55 AM

sit one something else to cover it up


  
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Default 04-13-2007, 09:05 AM

wear your shirt inside out and backwards. This will distract anyone from your pants. They will be more interested in how you did up the buttons to your shirt than any stains on your trousers.
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 09:07 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":ed471]Tell anyone who asks that you just got done fucking the hot intern in the bathroom.[/quote:ed471]

This one is gd, fortunately I can sort of cover it with my jacket but I still haven't found a way to destroy the main source of evidence... I'm sleeping at one of my work mates places tonight too kus I'm out partying in London. Maybe I can find some way of disposing of it there...
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 09:14 AM

it's like 4pm there. the work day is pretty much over. duck out.
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 09:49 AM

3.48pm,

I don't finish till 5.30pm

Then drinks & Turnmills woot!

Better be good too kus I just seen some pix on FB on that girl I like in a hot tub with some guy cuss:
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 11:08 AM

kill him, comfort her, and then after the funeral, do her in the ass.
  
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Default 04-13-2007, 11:09 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":3f380]kill him, comfort her, and then during the funeral, do her in the ass.[/quote:3f380]



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Default 04-13-2007, 12:25 PM

Say you sat on a grape.

"Fucking grapes."


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Default 04-13-2007, 12:38 PM

just whip the shit out at work...they will understand


  
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